Scouser Tommy - blues version

[Howard_lfc]

Evertons new song to the tune of Scouser Tommy:



Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam

They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands

Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian b ****ds
they where scrapping over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said

" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter b @@@@@ds
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off

:haha: :haha:

[El Diego]

did you make that up?

[Liverpool]

:haha:

[Red Chilli]

F
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M
A
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:haha:

[Mumsafan]

flmao

[Howard_lfc]

did you make that up?

As much as I'd like to take credit for it Diego - I can't. :(

It was emailed to me last night.

[PTP]

thats class

[NICKZS]

FLMAO. These writers are quick off the mark

[Parm]

Evertons new song to the tune of Scouser Tommy:



Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam

They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands

Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian b ****ds
they where scrapping over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said

" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter b @@@@@ds
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off

:haha: :haha:

:haha:

[Red_Polo]

ROFLMAO :haha:

Who came up with that? :respect:

[AFII]

:cheerleader: :haha:

[Fagan]

I saw this on rawk and still can't stop laughing.:haha:



Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam

They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands

Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian bastards
they where scrapping over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said

" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter bastards
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off

[Red Chilli]

It's good but it's a duplicate thread :handshake:

[Shaggy]

Gonna merge this with the other thread mate.

[Red Star]

FLMAO! That is class. :haha: :haha: :haha:

[JRG]

Class :haha: :haha: :haha:

[RedJedi]

Sorry if its already been done, had a quick look and didnt see it.

> Subject: sing to scouser tommy
>
> Can i tell you a story of a poor team
> who where sent far away from there home
> to live in the sticks of knowsley
> where only the cattle do roam
>
> They were banished to a lower division
> Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
> the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
> with their tesco bags in their hands
>
> Oh a battle it started next morning
> Over at aisle number 1
> Oh those poor evertonian bastards
> where scrapping over the last hot x bun
>
> As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
> Knocking over the cakes and the bread
> and the bread!!!
> As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
> These where the last words they said
>
> " Oh we are the evertonians,
> Our ground is made of wood
> Were horrible bitter b***ards
> cause we've never been that good.
> We support a team that's dressed in Blue
> Its a team that no-one knows.
> A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
> 1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off


:rock:

[RedJedi]

Just seen it in one of the other forums...Delete please

[The Glove]

It can stay because its fuckin funny. :haha:

[tomasjj]

:haha: :haha:

[Fagan]

I forgot to add the last bit.



Poor Scouser Tommy, re-written for the bluenoses ------------------------------------------------------------

I saw this on rawk and still can't stop laughing.



Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam

They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands

Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian bastards
they where scrapping over the last current bun

As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said

" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter bastards
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off

All we need is wood la la lalala,
all we need is wood la la lalala,
All we need is wood wood,
Wood is all we need.

[Iceman]

Excellent.............just printed that off.........to show the landlord of the bluenose pub we drink in before and after the matches.............do u reckon I;ll still get me chrissy drink if I show him it on tuesday night?
:)

[royzared]

HeHe,that is cruel.:haha: :haha:

[royzared]

HeHe,that is cruel.:haha: :haha:

[cadmium]

Fantastic! :haha:

[redbuz]

:respect: :respect: Classic!

[Maestro]

Supoib!!!

:haha: :haha: