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Howard_lfc
08-01-07, 09:41 PM
My god there are some bad ones out there but the person who I detest the most is Rodney Marsh. The man is a complete gobshite. He's so fecking arrogant it's unreal; you'd think he must've had a wonderful career in football the way he carries on. He was at it again in THe Star today - sniping at Rafa; I couldn't be bothered reading the whole of the article because all of that fecking peroxide has obviously affected that minute cockney brain of his.:shake:
So Marsh gets my vote - but who gets yours?
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kurtangle01
08-01-07, 09:44 PM
Richard Keyes. Whilst he's not as much a pundit as he is a presenter the guy's still a wnaker.
anfieldanfield
08-01-07, 09:45 PM
Lee Dixon.
captainfog
08-01-07, 09:45 PM
That Daily Mail Journo who is often on Jimmy Hill's show - Manure supporting right wing scum
Le Saux - so inept and annoying
Winterburn - yet to master the english language
Paul Merson - permanently confused, bless him
andyinswinton
08-01-07, 09:46 PM
Rodney Marsh is a grade A wanker.
Milan_Milan
08-01-07, 09:46 PM
Charlie Nicholas for me. Clueless.
I hate so many of them.
Andy Gray
Charlie Nicholas
Tony Gale
Richard Keys
Graeme Le Saux
Aaayndy Taaaahnsend
Rodney Marsh
Brian Marwood
Martin Samuel
Harry Harris
Many more I can't remember.
lfc4ever
08-01-07, 10:08 PM
Gordon McQueen for me, thick tw@t.
Red Chilli
08-01-07, 10:09 PM
What about David Pleat? :rash:
kurtangle01
08-01-07, 10:09 PM
I hate so many of them.
Andy Gray
Charlie Nicholas
Tony Gale
Richard Keys
Graeme Le Saux
Aaayndy Taaaahnsend
Rodney Marsh
Brian Marwood
Martin Samuel
Harry Harris
Many more I can't remember.
So in other words you hate them all?:haha:
tomasjj
08-01-07, 10:10 PM
It's a toss up between DJS and Red Chilli.
The Glove
08-01-07, 10:16 PM
What about David Pleat? :rash:
I like Pleat. Especially the way he starts with, 'Well good evening everyone'
The worst pundit ever is Pele. Anything he says, the opposite happens.
Any on Sky or the BBC are biffs.
I like Pleat. Especially the way he starts with, 'Well good evening everyone'
Whores himself about a bit though doesnt he? I mean he's on ITV, BBC Radio, seems to be everywhere
I like Graham Taylor, dont know why
I like Pleat. Especially the way he starts with, 'Well good evening everyone'
I quite like Pleat too. :D
The worst pundit ever is Pele. Anything he says, the opposite happens.
Last year (I think) Bascombe or someone at the Echo, cant really remember, done a piece taking the piss out of him as he'd be going to every country saying for example, in Italy he'd be like "Totti is the best player in the World, no one can touch him" in England "Gerrard is the best player in the World" in Spain "Raul is the best player in the world", there was loads of laughable stuff in there, he seems a bit of a div.
The Glove
08-01-07, 10:26 PM
Whores himself about a bit though doesnt he? I mean he's on ITV, BBC Radio, seems to be everywhere
I like Graham Taylor, dont know why
He likes that though doesnt he? :D
he seems a bit of a div.
Not got much going for him has he - he can't get it up either.
Not got much going for him has he - he can't get it up either.
:haha:Not been near his cock myself like so i'll take your word for it. ;)
His adverts are defo shit aswell
The Glove
08-01-07, 10:31 PM
I quite like Pleat too. :D
he actually watches the game and can talk tactics, unlike the normal wankers they get on and their sole aim is to make up words like, oh I dunno, out-tackle-abilitse.
:haha:Not been near his cock myself like so i'll take your word for it. ;)
His adverts are defo shit aswell
:haha: :haha:
he actually watches the game and can talk tactics, unlike the normal wankers they get on and their sole aim is to make up words like, oh I dunno, out-tackle-abilitse.
Too right. :handshake:
I think he gets people's backs up cos he can't pronounce any foreign names. Sissossko for fucks sake. It used to annoy me but I got over it - he does actually watch and pay attention to games, and offers decent analysis. There are few pundits on telly who highlight tactical issues you may not have noticed yourself.
Red Chilli
08-01-07, 10:38 PM
It's a toss up between DJS and Red Chilli.
That's quite funny for you.
anyone watching youre on sky sports gary newbon what a prick just made some sarcastic comment about the six minutes on saturday
Charlie Nicholas for me. Clueless.
Close call between him and Chris Kamara for me. I think Nicholas wins for being a wanker as well as crap at his job.
anyone watching youre on sky sports gary newbon what a prick just made some sarcastic comment about the six minutes on saturday
I hate him. What did that cnut have to say?
The Glove
08-01-07, 10:48 PM
anyone watching youre on sky sports gary newbon what a prick just made some sarcastic comment about the six minutes on saturday
The man is about as sharp as a crayon, I dont think anyone listens to him. He does any sport going. He is Sky's Jim Rosenthal.
someone had rung in talking about the game and then spoke about the six minutes to which peter beagrie spoke very highly of the protest and the dignified manner in which it was carried out cue newbons "well on that high note we`ll go to a break" very sarcastically
I really HATE saying this but it's gotta be ex red Jamie Redknapp, cringeworthy to watch at times although he does
seem to be improving week on week, thank christ.
anyone watching youre on sky sports gary newbon what a prick just made some sarcastic comment about the six minutes on saturday
Used to love that show, that was when Rob McCaffrey was the presenter though, that Gary Newbon bloke does my head in, doesn't let the callers get their say in half time and is a patronising aul cnut, still watch the odd time but cannnot stand that man.
Red Chilli
08-01-07, 10:56 PM
Nigel Spackman, I always wanted to twat him when he was on TV. Chavski-loving cnut.
I really HATE saying this but it's gotta be ex red Jamie Redknapp, cringeworthy to watch at times although he does
seem to be improving week on week, thank christ.
I'm afraid to say you're right. Why Sky have placed so much faith in Redknapp is beyond me. Maybe they just want a pretty face, but he sure as hell can't string a fuckin sentence together.
I'm afraid to say you're right. Why Sky have placed so much faith in Redknapp is beyond me. Maybe they just want a pretty face, but he sure as hell can't string a fuckin sentence together.
Aye they must want a pretty face, i mean he comes across as a nice bloke does our Jamie which makes it all the more uncomfortable watching him on with the expereinced campaigners Keys and Gray, he tries to be clever me thinks, thinks a lil too deeply and goes off the point quite frequently.
I'm afraid to say you're right. Why Sky have placed so much faith in Redknapp is beyond me. Maybe they just want a pretty face, but he sure as hell can't string a fuckin sentence together.
I was having this conversation with an Arsenal fan the other day and they thought Jamie was one of the best pundits. Not sure what that says but he was quite an intelligent fan, so maybe we are just harsh on our ex-players. Particularly if like Mr Redknapp they are not obviously fawning over our current team.
brightred
08-01-07, 11:52 PM
I find Alan Smith particularly annoying.
I wonder why?
I hate so many of them.
Andy Gray
Charlie Nicholas
Tony Gale
Richard Keys
Graeme Le Saux
Aaayndy Taaaahnsend:handshake:
Rodney Marsh
Brian Marwood
Martin Samuel
Harry Harris
Many more I can't remember.
cant stand him, he annoys the fuck out of me.
You guys in England woudlnt get him but here in Oz unfortunately do...his name Tommy Smyth, quite possibly the most annoying voice ive ever heard. He's this little Irish twat on ESPN, who loves Man Utd and hates Liverpool. Im geting angry just talking about the little twat.
Craig Foster on SBS follows closley behind
One of the best ive seen is Simon Hill, who does the commentry here for SBS in Oz. He is always on the ball, and i love the way he corrects Foster when he's made a mistake. class
El Jefecito
09-01-07, 12:46 AM
cant stand him, he annoys the fuck out of me.
You guys in England woudlnt get him but here in Oz unfortunately do...his name Tommy Smyth, quite possibly the most annoying voice ive ever heard. He's this little Irish twat on ESPN, who loves Man Utd and hates Liverpool. Im geting angry just talking about the little twat.
Craig Foster on SBS follows closley behind
One of the best ive seen is Simon Hill, who does the commentry here for SBS in Oz. He is always on the ball, and i love the way he corrects Foster when he's made a mistake. class
"And he bulges the old onion bag"! :haha:
thesilverfoxlfc
09-01-07, 12:49 AM
Phil Thompson
Spackman
Red_Polo
09-01-07, 12:53 AM
Gascoigne and Bobby Robson are so bad they are funny. Charlie Nicholas, Rodney Marsh, and Nigel Spackman are the most infuriating.
thesilverfoxlfc
09-01-07, 12:55 AM
Gascoigne and Bobby Robson are so bad they are funny. Charlie Nicholas, Rodney Marsh, and Nigel Spackman are the most infuriating.
Spackman especially cause when Liverpool were playing good he'd give us the big up and since Chelski got the money a few years back he's been giving them nothing but praise always mentioning that he's an ex player of them :whatever: and two years ago he was all about Liverpool :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
I think Keysey is alright, then again I only have to endure him for 30 minutes a week. My vote goes for Steve Macmahhon by a country mile, ignorant rude cnut who has the personality of a brick and of coarse as is standard has a bee in his bonnet about liverpool. The kind of bloke you just want to lamp one
MARTINOZ
09-01-07, 01:56 AM
he actually watches the game and can talk tactics, unlike the normal wankers they get on and their sole aim is to make up words like, oh I dunno, out-tackle-abilitse.
You've been looking for a way to drop "out-tackle-abilitse" in to a thread somewhere and now you've finally done it . Well done . :handshake:
Joe Le Toff
09-01-07, 03:54 AM
Paul Masefield
Shebby Singh
The leading lights of the ESPN Asia panel.
Not sure if theyre still on there as its been a while since ive watched it but they are a pair of complete cnuts of the first order. Utterly utterly clueless and i defy anyone to start throwing things at the telly within 5 minutes of watching them.
What about David Pleat? :rash:
Yes!!
Most annoying voice, gets things wrong so many times and just blabbers on.
So annoying.
As for Townsend. He rules, has a good TV voice and 99% of the time is correct and doesn't talk shite.
Paul Masefield
Shebby Singh
The leading lights of the ESPN Asia panel.
Not sure if theyre still on there as its been a while since ive watched it but they are a pair of complete cnuts of the first order. Utterly utterly clueless and i defy anyone to start throwing things at the telly within 5 minutes of watching them.
Shebby Sing is just plain funny, I once wrote in to football focus to ask him to explain again why teams do worse away from Home, his response was comical
Massfield is a moron, who offers up nothing week in week out, always goes with the expected result and it seems does not know his arse from his elbow.
But now they have the numptie from "Foootball Crazy" footballs answer to the Chris Evans show doing the main football programs. Worse still they have Club EPL on Sat for the matchs they show on Star Sports, which consists of said dozy twat, some incredibly dozy gordie bird who granted is very easy on the eye, a annoying auzzie who looks like he should be in the YMCA and some token Asian bloke who occasionally just nervously blurps out useless states. They are all drinking wine and it just makes you want to smash the tele in with a sledge hammer. Espn Asia is now wall to wall wankers, thick totty and "sports" programs about cloths shopping for men !!! WANKERS :whatever:
Yes!!
Most annoying voice, gets things wrong so many times and just blabbers on.
So annoying.
yeah Pleat is a babbling old coot...how often does he say the wrong players name. He does love Kuyt though, raves about him every time we play
Close call between him and Chris Kamara for me. I think Nicholas wins for being a wanker as well as crap at his job.
I don't mind Kamara, he's a little dramatic :) but I find a lot of his comments spot on. Nicholas is an idiot, plain and simple (simple being the operative word :crackoff: )
cadmium
09-01-07, 08:26 AM
Robbie "state the bleeding obvious" Earle
Agree with you on Rodney Marsh grade 1 tosspot!
Almost all the pundits on Sky Sports News are utterly clueless, annoying, a rseholes.
My current nemesis is Tony Gale, but this tends to change everytime I watch that channel.
bazza76
09-01-07, 09:29 AM
Andy Gray and Mark Lawerenson for me.
Gray thinks he is all that, but clearly isnt, and im sick listening to him going on about Gerrard in the middle, he knows fuck all about tactics and has been out of the game too long and doesnt know enough about modern management methods.
Lawerenson is just depressing to watch, never smiles or says anything positive. He has a horrible tache and is a dreary fucker.
Jazzmaster
09-01-07, 09:35 AM
Andy Gray and Mark Lawerenson for me.
Gray thinks he is all that, but clearly isnt, and im sick listening to him going on about Gerrard in the middle, he knows fuck all about tactics and has been out of the game too long and doesnt know enough about modern management methods.
Lawerenson is just depressing to watch, never smiles or says anything positive. He has a horrible tache and is a dreary fucker.
Spot on. Two premier league w*nkers. I cant believe Andy Gray is given such a prolific platform to spout his shite. He is so wrong about most things its unfathomable why he is still Sky's No1 pundit. I think his 'good for tv scottish accent' masks just how big a fu*kwit he is.
Lawro is just a homo.
:handshake:
How did I forget the bumbling geek Spackman?
FWIW I like Merson and Kamara.
Andy Gray, by far! Though it seems he's in love with Gerrard... But he's a wanker anyways. I too can't believe he's sky sports' no.1 pundit.
How did I forget the bumbling geek Spackman?
FWIW I like Merson and Kamara.
I think Merson is quality. He cracks me up.
bazza76
09-01-07, 09:41 AM
Spot on. Two premier league w*nkers. I cant believe Andy Gray is given such a prolific platform to spout his shite. He is so wrong about most things its unfathomable why he is still Sky's No1 pundit. I think his 'good for tv scottish accent' masks just how big a fu*kwit he is.
Lawro is just a homo.
:handshake:
Giles and Hunter.
Now i'd never get sick of listening to either of them two. Giles should have been offered a higher profile job in England along time ago as a pundit, having said that, I wouldnt like to see that happening, as it would mean, he would be on the airwaves less over here then.
Gray is indeed a fucking wanker. Not only does he physically have the biggest head in football, he’s also got the biggest head metaphorically. He genuinely believes he is the voice of football.
He’s like a big fucking kid who believes his own hype. Whenever something happens in a game that he vaguely predicted 20 minutes earlier, he CANNOT WAIT to remind everyone, as he excitedly shrieks “I told you, I told you. I said 20 minutes ago that this might happen.” Yeah yeah, fuck off you cnut.
HOWEVER, on those plentiful occasions when he makes another of his assertions, and the exact opposite happens, he goes into his shell and noticeably says very little – or certainly much less than he normally says. I really loathe him.
As for his “last word” on a Sunday. Give me strength. Talk about taking the game, yourself and your own opinion too seriously. It makes my skin crawl. GET. OFF. MY. TELLY.
Jamie "evasowell-wichard" Redknapp........every time
Joey Jones
09-01-07, 10:03 AM
The one’s I dislike – Ian Wright, Tony Gale, Alan Mullery, Brian Marwood and Mark Lawrenson.:crackoff:
It’s not that I dislike Jamie Redknapp but I don’t like seeing him week in week out on Sky. He seems to say the same things each week. I preferred it when Sky had one ex/current player from each team as a pundit.
And for me Kamara is a top man, I like his show on Sunday morning and his commentating on Soccer Saturday. He likes to have a laugh and doesn’t take the game too seriously.
The one’s I dislike – Ian Wright, Tony Gale, Alan Mullery, Brian Marwood and Mark Lawrenson.:crackoff:
It’s not that I dislike Jamie Redknapp but I don’t like seeing him week in week out on Sky. He seems to say the same things each week. I preferred it when Sky had one ex/current player from each team as a pundit.
And for me Kamara is a top man, I like his show on Sunday morning and his commentating on Soccer Saturday. He likes to have a laugh and doesn’t take the game too seriously.
:handshake:
'kin hate Alan Mullery. He is a twat, a complete and utter twat.
badpiggy
09-01-07, 10:13 AM
Andy Gray and Mark Lawerenson for me.
Gray thinks he is all that, but clearly isnt, and im sick listening to him going on about Gerrard in the middle, he knows fuck all about tactics and has been out of the game too long and doesnt know enough about modern management methods.
Lawerenson is just depressing to watch, never smiles or says anything positive. He has a horrible tache and is a dreary fucker.
agree - gray is the ultimate in hyped up, sky generated idiocy. lawrenson seems like he's never even watched a game of footie he's so clueless.
Has anyone mentioned Mike Parry? He is a prize cnut. As is pretty much everyone on TalkSport.
I also hate Gavin "I played for Chelsea when they were shit" Peacock, Ian Wright, Paddy "Manure apologist" Crerand and many others. Sky's lot are just so full of themselves and the hype of the Premiership its unreal. You can tell Keyes & Gray think they are great.
Smug tossers.
Has anyone mentioned Mike Parry? He is a prize cnut. As is pretty much everyone on TalkSport.
I also hate Gavin "I played for Chelsea when they were shit" Peacock, Ian Wright, Paddy "Manure apologist" Crerand and many others. Sky's lot are just so full of themselves and the hype of the Premiership its unreal. You can tell Keyes & Gray think they are great.
Smug tossers.
:handshake:
I despise Paddy Crerand.
captainfog
09-01-07, 12:28 PM
I think Merson is quality. He cracks me up.
Yes, he is, but you are laughing at him and not with him
Howard_lfc
09-01-07, 01:08 PM
Yes, he is, but you are laughing at him and not with him
When Merson is on one - it's compulsive viewing !!:haha:
Red_Polo
09-01-07, 01:11 PM
Jamie "evasowell-wichard" Redknapp........every time
Funny because it's true :D
He's a funny fcuker is Merson. I like how he gets right behind his old clubs...Arsenal, Villa and Boro, and gets proper down in the dumps if they don't perform.
He was asked about Upson the other day, about the possibility of him going to Liverpool. Merson interrupted the interviewer (Stelling, i think) and just "No no no no no no no. I ain't 'avin' 'im, he's useless. Watched him the other night and he was all over the bloody place. [insert name of crap Div One striker here] ran rings round him."
He gives honest assessment of players like any of us or a bloke down the pub would - none of this tip-toeing and fannying around, trying to be inoffensive...like most of 'em do.
thesilverfoxlfc
09-01-07, 01:14 PM
I think Merson is quality. He cracks me up.
Me to the best on the Skysports panel
Kammi is quality as well :respect:
Jamie "evasowell-wichard" Redknapp........every time
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
SO true!
JohnnyLambert
09-01-07, 01:29 PM
Mark Lawrenson, absoloute clown even though he did play for us he never gives us enough credit and he slags ireland off to fcuk! Alan Smith as well with his speech impedement!
Merson, by a stretch
:shake:
The ex-blue noses Tony Cottee and Peter whats his name B.
Gavin PeaCOCK
Garth Crooks
and that guy who played for Leicester City can't remenber his name
Joey Jones
09-01-07, 04:27 PM
Carlton Palmer.
I can't stand Chris 'Pinged It' Kamara.
A grade-A, curly-permed, half-moustached, twa t.
knockers
09-01-07, 04:47 PM
Jamie "evasowell-wichard" Redknapp........every time
Ha ha! I like Redknapp he does alright, Lawrenson pisses me off he's always trying to make a joke about everything but he's just not funny!
I hate Richard Keys. I remember watching one match where he turned round to Paul Merson and said 'if you were a betting man....' I was pissing myself. Notice when he asks a question to one of the members of the panel he slightly turns to the camera and gives a knowing look, it really annoys me.
The worst by far for me is Trevor Brooking. I hate him. Based on the fact that I was watching football at a mates years ago who had just had suround sound put in and I had a speaker right next to my ear and all that was coming out of it was the voice of Trevor Brooking, I've hated him with a passion ever since.
Oh I forgot about Martin Tyler, I don't think he can get through a match without mentioning Alex purple nose Ferguson or Manuire.
Now I come to think of it I might just start listening to football on mute, I think I'd find it easier.
The ex-blue noses Tony Cottee and Peter whats his name B.
Gavin PeaCOCK
Garth Crooks
and that guy who played for Leicester City can't remenber his name
Steve Claridge. He's had more clubs than Jack Nicklaus. Also likes a flutter.
Ha ha! I like Redknapp he does alright, Lawrenson pisses me off he's always trying to make a joke about everything but he's just not funny!
I hate Richard Keys. I remember watching one match where he turned round to Paul Merson and said 'if you were a betting man....' I was pissing myself. Notice when he asks a question to one of the members of the panel he slightly turns to the camera and gives a knowing look, it really annoys me.
The worst by far for me is Trevor Brooking. I hate him. Based on the fact that I was watching football at a mates years ago who had just had suround sound put in and I had a speaker right next to my ear and all that was coming out of it was the voice of Trevor Brooking, I've hated him with a passion ever since.
Oh I forgot about Martin Tyler, I don't think he can get through a match without mentioning Alex purple nose Ferguson or Manuire.
Now I come to think of it I might just start listening to football on mute, I think I'd find it easier.
Thought Martin Tyler was a Red
knockers
09-01-07, 04:58 PM
Thought Martin Tyler was a Red
Is he really? :jaw: Someone should tell him to stop talking about Manuire or Red nose the.
Andy Gray by a mile...Everything he says is after the event....
"you could see that goal coming"..... well why didn't you say that before it happened !!!!!
" That's a penalty for me " oh right is that why the ref is pointing to the spot.
"3-0 Game well and truly over" WRONG AGAIN !!!!
Best pundit ...Ray Wilkins, talks an excellent game very level headed with a touch of humour.
Aye - I like Ray Wilkins. A good man, and a good pundit. Even if he played for the other side.
Is he really? :jaw: Someone should tell him to stop talking about Manuire or Red nose the.
Nah he's a Woking fan and also supposedly Arsenal.
Neil Young
09-01-07, 10:10 PM
Merson. Gray. Everyone on telly tonight. :(
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