New nicknames please...

[Ryan]

Thinking caps on folks;

The two newboys; Pennant & Bellamy, need nicknames.

'Speedy' is average-enough to suffice for Gonzalez, but there's no way I'm going through a whole season with everybody referring to Bellamy as 'Bellers'.

Pennant's a trickier one altogethor, I can't think of him having any nicknames of note during his Arsenal or Brum days. So we can start our own, without fear of those cnuts claiming we 'stole' anything from them. 'Thick Chav Jailbird' doesn't count either.

I want it to be no more than two words per player, preferably one word. If anybody suggests 'Craigster' or 'Jermaine Man' though, I'll have them shot.

Suggestions...

[Harv]

see the thread on "Lazaros Christopoulos" for my suggestion on Bellamy.

Im just calling Pennant, Jerm.

[brendan]

Pennant: AnkleTag, Asbo, Jermaine Tennants

Bellamy: No-neck, Bell-end, Welsh Quasi

Gonzalez: Gonzo, Speedy.

[Ryan]

Pennant: AnkleTag, Asbo, Jermaine Tennants

Bellamy: No-neck, Bell-end, Welsh Quasi

Gonzalez: Gonzo, Speedy.

All excellent suggestions Bren.

I can hear the Kop clamouring for "Bell-end to get in round the back" already.

[Mumsafan]

:haha:

[Ryan]

"Jermaine Tennants" is brilliant.

Although I suspect Brendan may have pilfered it from somewhere.

[brendan]

"Jermaine Tennants" is brilliant.

Although I suspect Brendan may have pilfered it from somewhere.

I think it's been knocking about for a while.

I don't mind pilfering. You like it too, as most of your best lines are mine anyway.

x

[anfieldanfield]

Ryan, avatar ?

[Rich]

Can't have Bell-end, Man City have a whole stand called that....

[Ryan]

Ryan, avatar ?

I'm distraught Jamo.

I tried it t'other day, but apparently it's too big for the avatar settings on this site.

I've no idea how to reduce it, and I can't find a smaller picture. I don't even know the bird's name to go and find a similar-ish pic.

At a loose end. Any suggestions?

[Mumsafan]

Good job Marcus isn't on here!!:D

[H]

Back to the days of commenting on the colour of a player's skin eh?

Surely that would be Pinkish Plague and Brownish Plague. Not really got the same ring to it.

Bellisimo (if he's a hit)

[Leonard Crowley]

Is Bellamy pinkish?

[PTP]

If anyone finds the Pennant comment offensive PM me and I'll delete it

[MrMichael]

Woof. I'm not sure what to make of that, but I'm very uncomfortable with it. :shake:

[Ryan]

If anyone finds the Pennant comment offensive PM me and I'll delete it

I find it offensive that you've only singled out the 'Pennant comment'

Surely if you're insinuating something, then the Bellamy comment is equally offensive?

:p

[PTP]

I find it offensive that you've only singled out the 'Pennant comment'

Surely if you're insinuating something, then the Bellamy comment is equally offensive?

:p
awkward bastard:crackoff:

:D

[Ryan]

Guys, you're going way over the top here, and making something out of nothing.

It's just a joke, and in no way racist.

[Bob]

The mods need some balls.

Brass balls.

I don't know him so I have no idea if he's an idiot or not.

[brendan]

The mods need some balls.

Brass balls.

I don't know him so I have no idea if he's an idiot or not.

Del's sound.

But usually a lot funnier than that.

[Leonard Crowley]

Burn the witch!!!

BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[PTP]

I agree, i know it's a joke and when I first read it I laughed - if I thought it had crossed the line it would of been deleted straight away. As it is it has remained open, but it's fair to say that some people may find it offensive. If they do they can contact a mod and it will be deleted. That's the fairest way to deal with it.

[Leonard Crowley]

Does that apply to any post?

How many mods do you have pmt?

[Leonard Crowley]

Sorry... ptp.

Genuine mistake.

*wants to get off to a good start with the new oligarchy*

[PTP]

Hundreds

[Delinquent]

The mods need some balls.

Brass balls.

I don't know him so I have no idea if he's an idiot or not.

My word. What an amazing fuss over a throw away comment. A mere observation that they tend to "infect" wherever they go. And yes, one is black and one is white.

Good grief, how racist am I.

[PTP]

Sorry... ptp.

Genuine mistake.

*wants to get off to a good start with the new oligarchy*

:haha:

[Ryan]

My word. What an amazing fuss over a throw away comment. A mere observation that they tend to "infect" wherever they go. And yes, one is black and one is white.

Good grief, how racist am I.

I stuck up for them Del.

I told them all that they'd grossly misjudged you, you racist fuckhead cnut.

[Leonard Crowley]

one is black and one is white.


A free IPOD for every poster who guesses correctly!

[PTP]

Michael Jackson:confused:

[Le Chacal]

No Jermaine Jackson

[Bob]

Del's sound.

But usually a lot funnier than that.

Fair enough then. I look forward to funnier comments in future. I mean, if your gonna be racist at least be funny with it.

[Rich]

Fair enough then. I look forward to funnier comments in future. I mean, if your gonna be racist at least be funny with it.
:haha: :haha:

[brendan]

Fair enough then. I look forward to funnier comments in future. I mean, if your gonna be racist at least be funny with it.

Well, quite. There's nothing as irritating as an unfunny racialist.

But I don't think Del's racist either. Er, but he is funny.

[Leonard Crowley]

Del is one of the good ones on KT*




*KlanTalk

[brendan]

Del is one of the good ones on KT*




*KlanTalk


Hahhahahahahhahahah, class!

[Le Chacal]

Del is one of the good ones on KT*




*KlanTalk
Another obsessed poster...

[Delinquent]

I stuck up for them Del.

I told them all that they'd grossly misjudged you, you racist fuckhead cnut.

Allegedly.

It's funny how some people think that any reference to skin colour is automatically a derogatory slant on their race.

[brendan]

Allegedly.

It's funny how some people think that any reference to skin colour is automatically a derogatory slant on their race.

I agree.

*adjusts cloak and pointy hat*

[Le Chacal]

You should have said "Afro-European plague"....:crackoff:

[Ryan]

Quite.

There's nowt as stupid as someone who doesn't understand racism.

You can't say you prefer black M & M's to yellow ones these days without some thicko telling you that you've just degraded the whole Asian race.

[MrMichael]

That was the right thing to do imo PTP.

I don't think some people here have the maturity to debate this subject either so can it be dropped, now please.

[brendan]

Quite.

There's nowt as stupid as someone who doesn't understand racism.

You can't say you prefer black M & M's to yellow ones these days without some thicko telling you that you've just degraded the whole Asian race.

Black M&M's? Where do you shop?

[Bob]

I kloncur

*adjusts kloak and pointy hat*

Would have been more appropriate.

[Ryan]

Black M&M's? Where do you shop?

http://www.s93608309.onlinehome.us/digitalphotos/2006/MMsBowl2.jpg

Close enough.

[brendan]

Would have been more appropriate.

"I kloncur"?

Jesus Christ

(was a white man)

[brendan]

Close enough.


Yes, if only there was a word to describe that dark, not-really-black colour.

[Ryan]

Yes, if only there was a word to describe that dark, not-really-black colour.

They're as "black" as Jermaine Pennant.

[Delinquent]

Quite.

There's nowt as stupid as someone who doesn't understand racism.

You can't say you prefer black M & M's to yellow ones these days without some thicko telling you that you've just degraded the whole Asian race.

Indeed. Besides the fact that the post was a slant on their character, not their race. The colours were simply there for descriptive purposes. Still, at least I've arrived with a *bang* I suppose.

You're wrong about M & M's though. It's all about the green ones.

[Ryan]

I don't even like M & M's.

Especially the fcukin peanut ones. What's the point in them??

[Delinquent]

They're nice for the first couple and then I just want to peel that rancid sugar coating off and roast them on a fire.

[anfieldanfield]

I don't even like M & M's.

Especially the fcukin peanut ones. What's the point in them??

Yep, they're crap.

Just had some wine gums actually, bit of an anticlimax, too sickly for me.

[Ryan]

Yep, they're crap.

Just had some wine gums actually, bit of an anticlimax, too sickly for me.

I had a 'ripple' for my post-lunch sweet. I was very impressed.

[Delinquent]

I had a 'ripple' for my post-lunch sweet. I was very impressed.

They're quality. And unlike flakes you can actually restrict the contents to your mouth.

[shankly]

You guys need to get out more ! :sigh:

[Ryan]

They're quality. And unlike flakes you can actually restrict the contents to your mouth.

Yeah, very true.

There's nowt worse than a seeing the remains of a chocolate bar fall onto your lap after the first bite. Flakes are shite.

Ripples are en vogue for the next week or so. I won't be tempted by those Galaxy Caramels though, too gay.

[anfieldanfield]

They're quality. And unlike flakes you can actually restrict the contents to your mouth.

*nods head in agreement*

Flakes are a nightmare, it's like an unstoppable chocolate avalanche.

[Delinquent]

Yeah, very true.

There's nowt worse than a seeing the remains of a chocolate bar fall onto your lap after the first bite. Flakes are shite.

Ripples are en vogue for the next week or so. I won't be tempted by those Galaxy Caramels though, too gay.

The worst part is that you lose track of all the chocolate flakes only to find them again once they've melted into your clothing.

If it weren't for Picnics, Cadbury would not be in my good books.

[Ryan]

Glad to see we're all in agreement.

Anyway, I'm off, enjoy your weekend folks!

[Ryan]

The worst part is that you lose track of all the chocolate flakes only to find them again once they've melted into your clothing.

Picnics are my other fave.

Picnics are fcukin shite Del. Wise up.

Boost's rock.

[anfieldanfield]

Glad to see we're all in agreement.

Anyway, I'm off, enjoy your weekend folks!

I'll be off the forum-ing scene for a couple of weeks,

Chat when I return,

Jamo

[Delinquent]

They were until they got all "Glucose" on us.

Anyway, enjoy your weekend.

EDIT: And you Jamo.

[Le Chacal]

Where are you going this time Jamo?

[anfieldanfield]

Where are you going this time Jamo?

Voy a ir Espana con mi familia para dos semanas.

Adios.

[Le Chacal]

Ok, feliz vacaciones amigo

Hasta Luego.

[fatistuta]

How about...............

http://www.pennandteller.com/03/webimages/news-pix.jpg


Penn and Beller :D


I'll get me coat.

:rock:

[leftpeg]

Well, seeing as Craig has horrific posture and also has "bell" in his name, I would go for Quasimodo or maybe just Modo to be brief. "The Bells! The Bells!"

If this isn't a hunchback in the making, I don't know what is.:D
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/3408064

[singlerider]

Well, I'm certainly not gonna admit where (or rather who) I got this one from - but I've heard 'Penance' bandied about somewhere or other and thought it was not a bad effort (bloody amazing actually considering the source)

Hi I'm new by the way.

:handshake:

Who are all you people?

*whistles innocently*

[Delinquent]

Well, I'm certainly not gonna admit where (or rather who) I got this one from - but I've heard 'Penance' bandied about somewhere or other and thought it was not a bad effort (bloody amazing actually considering the source)

Hi I'm new by the way.

:handshake:

Who are all you people?

*whistles innocently*

I know you're new. It says it by your name. Nice to see you managed to find your way over here. I just registered today and they already hate me. Some things never change, eh?

[Bob]

I know you're new. It says it by your name. Nice to see you managed to find your way over here. I just registered today and they already hate me. Some things never change, eh?

Not true. :handshake:

I'm still waiting for you to be funny though :eyebrow:

[El Jefecito]

see the thread on "Lazaros Christopoulos" for my suggestion on Bellamy.

Im just calling Pennant, Jerm.
Bonkers Bellamy :)

[Le Chacal]

I know you're new. It says it by your name. Nice to see you managed to find your way over here. I just registered today and they already hate me. Some things never change, eh?

You know we love you Del...:p

[Delinquent]

Not true. :handshake:

I'm still waiting for you to be funny though :eyebrow:

I fear you'll be waiting a long time. :sigh:

[KopiteCalling]

My word. What an amazing fuss over a throw away comment. A mere observation that they tend to "infect" wherever they go. And yes, one is black and one is white.

Good grief, how racist am I.

i was wondering if it was the real Del...it most certainly is...glad to see you,mate..:rock:

[FoxForceFive]

Boost's are superb, loved the 'guarana' one's that they stopped making too.

Have to disagree regards peanut M&M's though, I fcuking love them.

[Welhung]

love "Quasi". Very subtle. Think that one might stick. I don't know if anybody here watched much of the GOODIES years ago?... But everytime I see Bellamy I think of that episode where they're all dressed as rabbits and calling "Beeeelllaaaammmmyyyyyyyyyy!". Cracks me up. That said I still can't think of a good nickname.

As I'm from down under I don't really know what you fellas call the rest of the team but here's a few that we use.

Crouchy - "Timmy" from southpark. Looks like they were separated at birth.

Fowler - "Fish head Fowler". Don't take this the wrong way. The man is my idol. But he got bashed with the ugly stick when he was young.

[Maestro]

Thinking caps on folks;

The two newboys; Pennant & Bellamy, need nicknames.

'Speedy' is average-enough to suffice for Gonzalez, but there's no way I'm going through a whole season with everybody referring to Bellamy as 'Bellers'.

Pennant's a trickier one altogethor, I can't think of him having any nicknames of note during his Arsenal or Brum days. So we can start our own, without fear of those cnuts claiming we 'stole' anything from them. 'Thick Chav Jailbird' doesn't count either.

I want it to be no more than two words per player, preferably one word. If anybody suggests 'Craigster' or 'Jermaine Man' though, I'll have them shot.

Suggestions...

Pennant has to be called "Lionel" - the similarity to Lionel Richie can no longer be ignored.

[Nic83]

Pennant = Pennance.

[Shaggy]

Pennant = Pennance.

Quality username. Is that the politically correct way of saying 'Ginger83'? :D

[G_Man]

Pennant has to be called "Lionel" - the similarity to Lionel Richie can no longer be ignored.

Also Lionel Blair.

[Nic83]

Quality username. Is that the politically correct way of saying 'Ginger83'? :D
:crackoff: A Ginger basher ey? ;)

[Shaggy]

:crackoff: A Ginger basher ey? ;)

Nope, just a joke! :D

[G_Man]

:crackoff: A Ginger basher ey? ;)


Steer clear of Pacman :haha:

[Nic83]

Nope, just a joke! :D

:D

[Ryan]

Pennant has to be called "Lionel" - the similarity to Lionel Richie can no longer be ignored.

Ha Ha Ha!

[KopiteCalling]

Indeed. Besides the fact that the post was a slant on their character, not their race. The colours were simply there for descriptive purposes. Still, at least I've arrived with a *bang* I suppose.

You're wrong about M & M's though. It's all about the green ones.

nope,it's still the black ones for me..