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mark1975
07-08-06, 04:45 PM
Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy
Jesus, that has to be the ugliest front 4 in Premiership history.. Arsenal have Henry, Chelsea have Crespo, United have Solskjaer.. Oh.
Chelsea don't have Crespo.
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:46 PM
Oh yeah, so I heard.. Things aren't that bad then, lock the thread.
Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy
Who's the best looking out of that bunch?
It'd have to be Bellamy, wouldn't it?
murder_inc
07-08-06, 04:47 PM
but chelsea have Dogboy.
Oh yeah, so I heard.. Things aren't that bad then, lock the thread.
:haha:
Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy
Jesus, that has to be the ugliest front 4 in Premiership history.. Arsenal have Henry, Chelsea have Crespo, United have Solskjaer.. Oh.
A newbie like myself.
Pleasure to make your aquaintance mate. :handshake:
murder_inc
07-08-06, 04:48 PM
at least its enough to frighten any defence.:)
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:48 PM
Who's the best looking out of that bunch?
It'd have to be Bellamy, wouldn't it?
Just, though his looks are hampered somewhat by the absense of a neck to support his massive heed.
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:48 PM
A newbie like myself.
Pleasure to make your aquaintance mate. :handshake:
Cheers Nikeser :handshake:
but chelsea have Dogboy.
Dogboy? Oh you mean dogshit.
murder_inc
07-08-06, 04:49 PM
Mark, you left out Rooney
IanTheRed
07-08-06, 04:49 PM
Who's the best looking out of that bunch?
It'd have to be Bellamy, wouldn't it?
Nah, he looks like he's swallowed a nest of angy wasps. Plus the lack of a visible neck may put off some people...although it means he can't get a spammy off some cardiff slapper next time he is out there....
Robert is the best looking of them, not the best but has got a certain appeal.
brendan
07-08-06, 04:50 PM
Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy
Jesus, that has to be the ugliest front 4 in Premiership history.. Arsenal have Henry, Chelsea have Crespo, United have Solskjaer.. Oh.
Is Kuyt on his way, then?
*looks at the smoking ruins of his Handsome XI*
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:50 PM
Christ yeah, well the Mancs are giving us a run for our money.. How daft are they eh? A combined £42m for Rooney and Saha when they could have gone for bargain trolls like Crouch and Bellamy.
murder_inc
07-08-06, 04:51 PM
what appeal is that ian? the fact that he looks like a large rat and can sniff chees from a mile away? :chunks:
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:51 PM
Is Kuyt on his way, then?
*looks at the smoking ruins of his Handsome XI*
Are seriously asking me to provide 'inside info' with my track record?? Dunno, sounds promising(ish)
murder_inc
07-08-06, 04:51 PM
*cheese
IanTheRed
07-08-06, 04:54 PM
Christ yeah, well the Mancs are giving us a run for our money.. How daft are they eh? A combined £42m for Rooney and Saha when they could have gone for bargain trolls like Crouch and Bellamy.
We don't have to have the ugliest strike force though Mark if we play Gonzalez or Kewell as support striker. We could put that on the front of Heat, Just17, Take a Break et al, enticing the ladies to Anfield under false pretenses, and then wheel out Crouch & Bellamy...
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:54 PM
I think it's time Luis became a 'striker' just to balance things out, he's gorg, though Ryan set his sights on him before ANYONE ;)
mark1975
07-08-06, 04:56 PM
We don't have to have the ugliest strike force though Mark if we play Gonzalez or Kewell as support striker. We could put that on the front of Heat, Just17, Take a Break et al, enticing the ladies to Anfield under false pretenses, and then wheel out Crouch & Bellamy...
I dunno if it's such a bad thing mate, sacrificing a few of the fairer sex, after all, the're all Lacoste tracky clad, orange 'sunbed tanned', gravel gobs.
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 04:56 PM
We still have Pepe, JAR, Xabi, Gonzales, Gerrard, Garcia etc though don't we so that'll do for me
IanTheRed
07-08-06, 04:56 PM
what appeal is that ian? the fact that he looks like a large rat and can sniff chees from a mile away? :chunks:
Is that Cheese or Che's? Could Robbie have found Ernesto Guevara faster?
*walks away in amazement, whole new possibilities spring to mind*
IanTheRed
07-08-06, 04:59 PM
I dunno if it's such a bad thing mate, sacrificing a few of the fairer sex, after all, the're all Lacoste tracky clad, orange 'sunbed tanned', gravel gobs.
Ooooh I just hanker to hear the sound of a deep scouse accent on a girl again, you just don't get it here in Leeds..."ALRIIIIIIIGHHHT LA, GIZ A GO ON DAT SPLIFFFF DER"
I think it's time Luis became a 'striker' just to balance things out, he's gorg, though Ryan set his sights on him before ANYONE ;)
I dunno, I'd gladly keep him at right-mid so long as it demotes Jermaine 'The chav Lionel Richie' Pennant out of the good looking XI.
Mods! Can you move this thread to the Powder Room? :D
mark1975
07-08-06, 05:03 PM
I dunno, I'd gladly keep him at right-mid so long as it demotes Jermaine 'The chav Lionel Richie' Pennant out of the good looking XI.
I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?
IanTheRed
07-08-06, 05:04 PM
I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?
I think his chances will always be good Mark, Ryan will always have a place for Luis... :jizz:
I think (hope) there's always a place for Luis.. Do you reckon his chances will be more limited?
Away to the likes of Bolton, I can't see him figuring.
At homes against the better sides; Chelsea, United, etc, and in the Champions League - I'd expect to start every single time.
The amount of 'big game' goals he gets despite not really figuring that often is astonishing, and indispensable.
mark1975
07-08-06, 05:11 PM
Yeah very true, he and Gerrard seem to be the main two capable of that bit of magic, I hope Gonzalez, Aurelio or even Bellamy can offer that 'something' occasionally too...
I'm all for having pug-uglies. Our greatest eras were staffed by such hideous trolls as Tommy Smith, Phil Thomson, David Fairclough, Ian Rush etc.
The uglier the better IMHO.
mark1975
07-08-06, 05:21 PM
Yeah, maybe we're moving away from this 'too nice' thing now, the likes of Morientes for one.. bad boys and trolls are the future! Shame the likes of Crouch are not of the same quality of a Rush or a Fairclough.. :(
Carra is very much the new Tommy Smith though, maybe not as agressive, but almost as ugly.
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 05:23 PM
Carra is quite sexy in a "bit of rough" type of way
mark1975
07-08-06, 05:25 PM
Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh on Jamie there, I'm sure he'd have a fair few ladies weak at the knees, well, until he opened his squeeky gob anyway ;)
I'd say that crouch was equal to Fairclough in the "god, he looks bizzare" catagory. :)
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 05:28 PM
Yeah maybe I was a bit harsh on Jamie there, I'm sure he'd have a fair few ladies weak at the knees, well, until he opened his squeeky gob anyway ;)
he sounds better than Beckham :D
Shanks65
07-08-06, 05:31 PM
We still have Pepe, JAR, Xabi, Gonzales, Gerrard, Garcia etc though don't we so that'll do for me
Surely JAR goes into the BOBFOC category though, Sara!
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 05:36 PM
The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!
The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!
Micah Richards wins that award I'm afraid.
Shanks65
07-08-06, 05:38 PM
The what category? He has the best six pack in the Prem!
Body off Baywatch.
Face off Crimewatch.
Surely you've heard of that!!
Maybe it's only used when men describe women:D
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 05:39 PM
How would you know? You're a bloke. When have they ever had any idea about what women like?
Mumsafan
07-08-06, 05:39 PM
Body off Baywatch.
Face off Crimewatch.
Surely you've heard of that!!
Maybe it's only used when men describe women:D
Have heard it yeah. Bless him
Peter Delvechio
08-08-06, 06:56 AM
Who's the best looking out of that bunch?
It'd have to be Bellamy, wouldn't it?
Christ, the very idea of Bellamy being "best looking" anything is astonishing. We really are 'through the looking-glass' here people.
FowlerLeftFoot
08-08-06, 09:18 AM
Cant believe that Gary Neville is not mentioned at all when you are talking about man utd!!!!!!!!
danielle
08-08-06, 03:01 PM
How would you know? You're a bloke. When have they ever had any idea about what women like?
Most men can't work out what women don't like, I can't see them managing to work out just what it is we do like.
And, no, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact we change our minds every now and again. ;)
kerfuffle
08-08-06, 03:08 PM
Fowler
Kuyt
Crouch
Bellamy
Jesus, that has to be the ugliest front 4 in Premiership history.. Arsenal have Henry, Chelsea have Crespo, United have Solskjaer.. Oh.
Dont leave pennant out, he's no fcuking oil painting either. :eyebrow:
Most men can't work out what women don't like, I can't see them managing to work out just what it is we do like.
We're too busy watching telly and pretending we're listening to you to work out anything...
And, no, it doesn't have anything to do with the fact we change our minds every now and again. ;)
Some more often than their knickers!
:rant:
;)
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