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    #1

    charity shield songs for john terry

    After carra`s brother getting it on with john "stiffler" terry`s mam in germany we will surely be having a good giggle at stifflers expense in cardiff so lets get our song ideas in........
    To the tune of london bridge is falling down:-
    Carraghers brother shagged your ma, shagged your ma, shagged your ma
    Carraghers brother shagged your ma, poor john terry


    also


    theres only one stiffler




    or what about every time he gets the ball, everyone starts shouting milf milf milf milf milf milf




    theres my suggestions anyway, any others?................
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    #2
    Originally posted by paulcooper4



    or what about every time he gets the ball, everyone starts shouting milf milf milf milf milf milf
    I like 'em all, but this one's surely dependent on whether his mother is fit or not? If she's a hound, which I strongly suspect she is, I'm not sure thousands of Reds would want to humiliate themselves so publically.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
      I like 'em all, but this one's surely dependent on whether his mother is fit or not? If she's a hound, which I strongly suspect she is, I'm not sure thousands of Reds would want to humiliate themselves so publically.
      very true mate, never thought of that. anyone got a pic of the old slapper?

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        #4
        What about something using
        "Momma told [him] not to come...."?
        Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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          #5
          I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?
          I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

          Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by El Diego
            I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?
            Apparently true...
            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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              #7
              Originally posted by El Diego
              I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?
              genuine

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                #8
                Originally posted by paulcooper4
                genuine
                seemingly it wasn't carra's bro but a mate of his. so someone on another forum who knows the lads said anyways... still she likes a bit of scouse

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                  #9
                  A plain old " If youve shagged Terry's Mar, clap ya hands " will do
                  I know its little, but thats David Banner. Just wait untill you see the Incredible Hulk

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                    #10
                    Something to the tune of that 'went to mow a meadow' tripe they always sing. I'm sure they used to sing something about tickling peoples bums with celery as well. If all else fails someone should email the millenium and ask them to play 'Love in an Elevator' by Aerosmith before the game.
                    A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by paulcooper4
                      genuine
                      No it's not.

                      It's a load of bollox.

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                        #12
                        I am going to ignore that comment and believe that carra's bro/mate shagged his mum.
                        I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

                        Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          #13
                          The Carra's brother thing is, but the thing about a member of Carra's "group" at the world cup isn't.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hamstrung
                            The Carra's brother thing is, but the thing about a member of Carra's "group" at the world cup isn't.
                            Just because it's funny, and it's repeated everywhere with a load of nobody's claiming it to be true, doesn't mean it is.

                            It's a load of contrived muck.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by bucko
                              seemingly it wasn't carra's bro but a mate of his. so someone on another forum who knows the lads said anyways... still she likes a bit of scouse

                              I thought it was his cousin
                              I live with Steptoe.

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