charity shield songs for john terry

[paulcooper4]

After carra`s brother getting it on with john "stiffler" terry`s mam in germany we will surely be having a good giggle at stifflers expense in cardiff so lets get our song ideas in........
To the tune of london bridge is falling down:-
Carraghers brother shagged your ma, shagged your ma, shagged your ma
Carraghers brother shagged your ma, poor john terry


also


theres only one stiffler




or what about every time he gets the ball, everyone starts shouting milf milf milf milf milf milf




theres my suggestions anyway, any others?................

[Shaggy]

or what about every time he gets the ball, everyone starts shouting milf milf milf milf milf milf

I like 'em all, but this one's surely dependent on whether his mother is fit or not? If she's a hound, which I strongly suspect she is, I'm not sure thousands of Reds would want to humiliate themselves so publically.

[paulcooper4]

I like 'em all, but this one's surely dependent on whether his mother is fit or not? If she's a hound, which I strongly suspect she is, I'm not sure thousands of Reds would want to humiliate themselves so publically.
very true mate, never thought of that. anyone got a pic of the old slapper?

[Maestro]

What about something using
"Momma told [him] not to come...."?

[El Diego]

I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?

[Shaggy]

I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?

Apparently true...

[paulcooper4]

I have never heard about Carra's bro shagging Terry's mum, is it true or just a bit of a wind up?
genuine

[bucko]

genuine

seemingly it wasn't carra's bro but a mate of his. so someone on another forum who knows the lads said anyways... still she likes a bit of scouse:haha:

[RedJedi]

A plain old " If youve shagged Terry's Mar, clap ya hands " will do

[Rowan]

Something to the tune of that 'went to mow a meadow' tripe they always sing. I'm sure they used to sing something about tickling peoples bums with celery as well. If all else fails someone should email the millenium and ask them to play 'Love in an Elevator' by Aerosmith before the game.

[Ryan]

genuine

No it's not.

It's a load of bollox.

[El Diego]

I am going to ignore that comment and believe that carra's bro/mate shagged his mum.

[Hamstrung]

The Carra's brother thing is, but the thing about a member of Carra's "group" at the world cup isn't.

[Ryan]

The Carra's brother thing is, but the thing about a member of Carra's "group" at the world cup isn't.

Just because it's funny, and it's repeated everywhere with a load of nobody's claiming it to be true, doesn't mean it is.

It's a load of contrived muck.

[Mumsafan]

seemingly it wasn't carra's bro but a mate of his. so someone on another forum who knows the lads said anyways... still she likes a bit of scouse:haha:


I thought it was his cousin

[Maestro]

I thought it was his cousin

Ask Ryan - he knows EVERYTHING

[bucko]

I thought it was his cousin

there is/was a thread on the the liverpool way about it and it poster knows some of the carra's mates...

[Ryan]

there is/was a thread on the the liverpool way about it and it poster knows some of the carra's mates...

Aaaah, 'The Liverpool Way' - The paradigm of all that is good, trustworthy, honest and decent about the worldwideweb.

[Laz]

SuperScallyShaggedAMingerTerry'sMa'sAttrocious

Not that catchy I know. :taxi:

[Harv]

or what about every time he gets the ball, everyone starts shouting milf milf milf milf milf milf


thats what i would of suggested.:handshake:

it would sound awesome aswell:rock:

[AmsterRed]

Brother? Thought his brother was up MO's sister in Germany and his awl fella was up Terry's ma

[Parm]

A plain old " If youve shagged Terry's Mar, clap ya hands " will do


do for me.
Even if it's not true it's still some funny shit.

[alunevans]

Something to the tune of that 'went to mow a meadow' tripe they always sing. I'm sure they used to sing something about tickling peoples bums with celery as well. If all else fails someone should email the millenium and ask them to play 'Love in an Elevator' by Aerosmith before the game.

I like!

How about

One man went to shag,
Shag John Terry's mother
One man
Two man
Three man
Four man
And his dog
Spot
Shagged John Terry's mother

[El Diego]

He is going to get some abuse on Sunday thats for sure.

[paulcooper4]

SuperScallyShaggedAMingerTerry'sMa'sAttrocious

Not that catchy I know. :taxi:
classy, i like it

[RedJedi]

I like!

How about

One man went to shag,
Shag John Terry's mother
One man
Two man
Three man
Four man
And his dog
Spot
Shagged John Terry's mother


:haha: Like it


The person who told me knows Jamie and Jamie's mates, he told me that is was 2 different people but not his Dad or his Brother. I have no reason not to belive him.

[Guest]

leave the lad alone.

[mark1975]

Aerosmith's 'Love In An Elevator' wouldnt be a bad choice.