Ice Ham in for Dyer

[Ben_Itez]

West Ham in talks to sign Dyer after the two clubs agree an undisclosed fee.

Most likely the only club stupid enough to pay his £80,000 a week wages.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/6918873.stm

[Red Chilli]

I hope Ice Ham get relegated :handshake:

[Parm]

Dyer, man, what a waste of talent. He may have amassed a shit load of cash and bling, but he will look back on his career and realsie that he did not realise his potnetial and achieved nothing. He did not deserve to be blessed with the talent to play football.

As for West Ham, well if they are stupid enough to pay such big money to a injury prone, insubordinate, ungrateful, arrogant waste of space, then thats their call.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

I hope Ice Ham get relegated :handshake:

SCUM!!!!!!!!! :handshake:

[Red Chilli]

SCUM!!!!!!!!! :handshake:

Not as scummy as the SCUM but still scum :handshake:

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Not as scummy as the SCUM but still scum :handshake:

I have such a dislike for them now they are just scum i hop they have a shit season and we twat Ice Ham twice in the league while all their fans can fook off blowing each other rather then bubbles........:whatever:

[spud_gun]

West Ham are either going to be exceptionally good this season or they are going to be utter, utter shite.

[Red Chilli]

I hope ICE Ham do a "Leeds".

[bazza76]

West Ham are either going to be exceptionally good this season or they are going to be utter, utter shite.
I think they will be average :haha:

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Bottom half of the table where they deserve, Curbs was found out last season and only for Fergie putting out a shit team they would of been down in the Champoinship..........

[Marky]

Can't stand the lad.
He thinks he's all it but really he's a moany, injury prone, nothing player.
Later Kieron.

[Harv]

I hope ICE Ham do a "Leeds".

I hope people stop calling them ICE ham.


fucks me off to no end:sigh:

[spud_gun]

I'm wondering what the "family reasons" are for him wanting this move.

It intrigues me when players move for "family" or "personal" reasons.

Generally means they have boffed the local Mr Big's Mrs and they've been threatened with a kneecapping unless they leave town.

[spud_gun]

I hope people stop calling them ICE ham.


fucks me off to no end:sigh:

:handshake:

Fucking pointless. Aint it. Annoys me much the same way that numerous twats on here did by calling Craig Bellemy 'Bellers'

[Gordy Boy]

West Ham will qualify for Europe this season.

[royzared]

I hope people stop calling them ICE ham.


fucks me off to no end:sigh:

Agreed it's silly.

[maverick]

He'll play a couple of games, show some promise, get shin splints, pick up £80k a week, go on holiday to Corfu with Rio Ferdinand, rape some birds, get sacked, retire. end of message.

[Big Dave]

According to my Geordie supporting mate, the fee is around £7m

[paulcooper4]

He'll play a couple of games, show some promise, get shin splints, pick up £80k a week, go on holiday to Corfu with Rio Ferdinand, rape some birds, get sacked, retire. end of message.

Agree with that apart from the show some promise bit.

[maverick]

Agree with that apart from the show some promise bit.

True, replace it with: have an on-pitch fight with a colleague whilst wearing of a ridiculously oversized cubic zirconia earring

[paulcooper4]

True, replace it with: have an on-pitch fight with a colleague whilst wearing of a ridiculously oversized cubic zirconia earring

:haha::haha::haha:

Much better:handshake:

[Shaggy]

He'll play a couple of games, show some promise, get shin splints, pick up £80k a week, go on holiday to Corfu with Rio Ferdinand, rape some birds, get sacked, retire. end of message.

:haha:

[simey85]

Dyer, man, what a waste of talent. He may have amassed a shit load of cash and bling, but he will look back on his career and realsie that he did not realise his potnetial and achieved nothing. He did not deserve to be blessed with the talent to play football.

.

:handshake:

Could have been a very good player instead achieved absolutely nothing except some bling and a few nice watches!

[paulcooper4]

:handshake:

Could have been a very good player instead achieved absolutely nothing except some bling and a few nice watches!

Dunno if its just me, but ive never once seen this talent he`s meant to have. Quite a few footballers made a name for themselves around the same time he broke through for the same reason, bellamy being one of them, I.E. Fit as a fiddle and fast.

Actual talent with the ball at his feet I just havent seen. I absolutely despise these headless chicken footballers who just run fast through an entire game.

[maverick]

Dunno if its just me, but ive never once seen this talent he`s meant to have. Quite a few footballers made a name for themselves around the same time he broke through for the same reason, bellamy being one of them, I.E. Fit as a fiddle and fast.

Actual talent with the ball at his feet I just havent seen. I absolutely despise these headless chicken footballers who just run fast through an entire game.


Yep, they should stick to Athletics at school and not get idea's above their station.

[paulcooper4]

Yep, they should stick to Athletics at school and not get idea's about there station.

:handshake:

[Shaggy]

Dunno if its just me, but ive never once seen this talent he`s meant to have. Quite a few footballers made a name for themselves around the same time he broke through for the same reason, bellamy being one of them, I.E. Fit as a fiddle and fast.

Actual talent with the ball at his feet I just havent seen. I absolutely despise these headless chicken footballers who just run fast through an entire game.

:handshake:

Can Dyer pass the ball long and accurately? Can he thread balls through the eye of a needle? Can he whip in a great cross? Is he a good finisher?

No, no, no and no - or at least not as far as I'm aware. I've never seen him do any of the above. All he's good at is making very fast breaks.

Same with Cisse - frightening pace (I still maintain he's the fastest player I've ever seen in my life) but I swear I'm a better footballer than him. Take away his electrifying pace and he wouldn't have got in my school team.

[paulcooper4]

:handshake:

Can Dyer pass the ball long and accurately? Can he thread balls through the eye of a needle? Can he whip in a great cross? Is he a good finisher?

No, no, no and no - or at least not as far as I'm aware. I've never seen him do any of the above. All he's good at is making very fast breaks.

Same with Cisse - frightening pace (I still maintain he's the fastest player I've ever seen in my life) but I swear I'm a better footballer than him. Take away his electrifying pace and he wouldn't have got in my school team.

Exactly mate:handshake:

For about 7 or 8 years clubs were concentrating on churning out the same type of talentless but fast player with stamina. Done my fuckin head in.

I have definitely noticed this dying out over the last 2 or 3 years though:cool:

[Red_Polo]

Dyer, man, what a waste of talent. He may have amassed a shit load of cash and bling, but he will look back on his career and realsie that he did not realise his potnetial and achieved nothing. He did not deserve to be blessed with the talent to play football.

As for West Ham, well if they are stupid enough to pay such big money to a injury prone, insubordinate, ungrateful, arrogant waste of space, then thats their call.

Too right. He was a brilliant talent and potentially world class. He's frittered it all away.

I hope people stop calling them ICE ham.


fucks me off to no end:sigh:

:handshake:

[Parm]

:handshake:

Can Dyer pass the ball long and accurately? Can he thread balls through the eye of a needle? Can he whip in a great cross? Is he a good finisher?

No, no, no and no - or at least not as far as I'm aware. I've never seen him do any of the above. All he's good at is making very fast breaks.

Same with Cisse - frightening pace (I still maintain he's the fastest player I've ever seen in my life) but I swear I'm a better footballer than him. Take away his electrifying pace and he wouldn't have got in my school team.

I think he has got the talent, but whatever promise he showed early in his career has long been forgotten.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

I hope people stop calling them ICE ham.


fucks me off to no end:sigh:

They are now known as Ice Ham like it or not Buddy :handshake: