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    LONDON - Chelsea FC and England footballer Frank Lampard is set to become the first footballer to have his own TV channel.

    frank tv, which launches today, will be available on Orange customers on their handsets through the Orange TV platform.
    The first instalment on the channel will be a 50-minute programme filmed by the midfielder on his 3G mobile phone over the past year. The programme will be in the form of a video showing Lampard at home eating pies also with team-mates at training and generally being a stupid fat ****
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    Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

    Think we have the answer..Slot!!

    #2
    Originally posted by red g View Post
    LONDON - Chelsea FC and England footballer Frank Lampard is set to become the first footballer to have his own TV channel.

    frank tv, which launches today, will be available on Orange customers on their handsets through the Orange TV platform.
    The first instalment on the channel will be a 50-minute programme filmed by the midfielder on his 3G mobile phone over the past year. The programme will be in the form of a video showing Lampard at home eating pies also with team-mates at training and generally being a stupid fat ****
    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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      #3
      'cause every third best player in the world deserves their own TV channel?

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        #4
        I can only assume he was waiting until widescreen TVs became the norm.
        ...
        Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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          #5
          Roast TV:

          Watch Fwank and Rio merk and generally roast their way across the UK. No bleach blonde too low, no classless act to high these fun-boy pranksters will entertain for hours.

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            #6
            Originally posted by spud_gun View Post
            'cause every third best player in the world deserves their own TV channel?
            he is not even third best player at his club.......... what a fat ****
            "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

            "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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              #7
              These ****ers really do believe people give that much of a **** about them don't they?

              Am I alone in not giving a flying **** what these blokes do off the pitch?

              I certainly have no interest in seeing how they spend their £344,723,853 per week wages.

              It's as bad as that magazine that Redknapp is hawking about to all the players at £30 a go or however much it is.

              These people are properly deluded.
              What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the *******s grind you down

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bob View Post
                I can only assume he was waiting until widescreen TVs became the norm.
                FLMAO
                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bob View Post
                  I can only assume he was waiting until widescreen TVs became the norm.
                  Very good
                  Javier Mascherano: 'I want to be settled and kill myself on the pitch so the team wins lots of games'

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                    #10
                    Fat frank has the personality of a ****ing wet ****ing fish. Give Carragher his own channel. He ****ing deserves it. Put Durham in his place

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                      #11
                      Carra'd be embarrassed if he had one.

                      If Stevie did it I'd lose massive respect, football's about the team and that's what you should watch, not which doodoo rectum splitting they do in their spare time and how many bundles of twenties they can shove up their urethra.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bob View Post
                        I can only assume he was waiting until widescreen TVs became the norm.

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