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StevieGnR
29-08-06, 04:41 PM
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being
a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being
eaten"

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod
appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned
into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old
mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin
didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad
plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't
believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a
prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned
back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends
and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn
cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and
became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set
off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old
friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and
I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've
found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."

PTP
29-08-06, 04:46 PM
I love it - the old ones are the best - big build, get everyone listening, and then bang - a shit punch line. :haha:

I've got one about the pope I'll try and remember it and post in a moment.

Maestro
29-08-06, 06:14 PM
:D lol

The Glove
29-08-06, 11:17 PM
Two crabs are living on the shit pipe on New Brighton beach. They are getting bored and hungry so one crab says 'Oh Im fuckin sick of this, its shit here. Theres no food, theres nothing to do and there are no girl crabs. Fuck it. Im gonna do it. Im gonna paddle over to that Crosby beach'

'You cant, man you wont make it, you'll die in the currents'

'Fuck it, its better than this'

Off he trotts out into the Mersey.

Months go by and the poor crab left on his jack jones is starting to go weak, his liitle eyes are dropping and he is thinking about just lying on his back and giving in whe he see this big fuck off monster crab come crawling out the water toward him. he starts to shit himself at the size of this crab. 'What do you want? Please dont hurt me' he says.

'dont you remember me? I used to live on the beach with you over there by the shit pipe'

'Fuckin hell it is you!! Whats it like over there?'

'Its fuckin magic mate. loads to do, ful of fit crabs and loads of food'

'well did you bring me any?'

'No I didnt'

So the little crab goes,












wait for it














'You shelfish bastard'



:haha: :haha: :haha:





No?

StevieGnR
30-08-06, 09:06 AM
lol :haha:

ronan
30-08-06, 09:12 AM
FLMAO
i love thses type of jokes