Anyone play for a team of old farts?

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

I will be having a trial for the local over 30's league team tonight. Surely my silky skills and taste in polo shirts will make me feel right at home with this bunch? What a stunning group of fellas, Arbeola eat your heart out. :crackoff:

http://www.fussball-tsvploen.de/alteherren/gruppe.jpg

[Bob]

That seems like a perfick outfit to ease yerself into.

I had my first pre-season game with the local U-19s, and fuck they were fit.

The other team gubbed us 5-1. :grr:

I was out on my feet after 30mins.

[Guest]

FFS mate, not a women in sight, all welsh bummers ! :o

[AFII]

Hmmm...Keeping up the drinking culture I see. Rafa wouldn't be happy and you also need someone to :whip: you in the training.

Can't even afford a new sign either :haha:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

That seems like a perfick outfit to ease yerself into.

I had my first pre-season game with the local U-19s, and fuck they were fit.

The other team gubbed us 5-1. :grr:

I was out on my feet after 30mins.

I'm sure my feet will look like Fredo's nans tomorrow morning. Gives me a bit of impetus to shift some of my Winterspeck as they say here in Germany.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

FFS mate, not a women in sight, all welsh bummers ! :o

Still angry you didn't get an invite. :crackoff:

Hmmm...Keeping up the drinking culture I see. Rafa wouldn't be happy and you also need someone to :whip: you in the training.

Can't even afford a new sign either :haha:

They find it weird that I'm an Englishman who doesn't get pissed and attack passers by. Wait till I tackle/snap them, they'll soon find out I am a normal Scouser. :rock:

[Guest]

I need to organize a 6/7 a side soon myself as the I've been missing the footie lately. :grr:

I tend to play with and spank younger fellas with my 'silky' skills though. :crackoff:

[AFII]

They find it weird that I'm an Englishman who doesn't get pissed and attack passers by. Wait till I tackle/snap them, they'll soon find out I am a normal Scouser. :rock:

The new Scott Parker.

[Bob]

I do play fives every Friday with middle-aged scientists.

Easy peasy. :)

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

The new Scott Parker.

:haha:

[Guest]

I do play fives every Friday with middle-aged scientists.

Easy peasy. :)

Right within Tubbyman's bracket. :handshake:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Right within Tubbyman's bracket. :handshake:

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You can have your favourite DVD back if you're going to be bitchy Flymo.

:bird:

[Guest]

http://www.bronx.nl/catalog/images/worldsoccerorgycover.jpg

You can have your favourite DVD back if you're going to be bitchy Flymo.

:bird:

:haha:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:haha:

I love how they found Owen and Podolski lookalikes at the gay porn agences. Must have taken Bob ages to audition them.

[Guest]

I love how they found Owen and Podolski lookalikes at the gay porn agences. Must have taken Bob ages to audition them.

:haha:

See you later. :D

[Joe King]

How come you got one of the Chuckle brothers in your team (bottom right)

[enema of the state]

I will be having a trial for the local over 30's league team tonight. Surely my silky skills and taste in polo shirts will make me feel right at home with this bunch? What a stunning group of fellas, Arbeola eat your heart out. :crackoff:

http://www.fussball-tsvploen.de/alteherren/gruppe.jpg

kendo - is that a specifically gay team?

also, is that one of the chuckle brothers bottom right?

[paulcooper4]

I will be having a trial for the local over 30's league team tonight. Surely my silky skills and taste in polo shirts will make me feel right at home with this bunch? What a stunning group of fellas, Arbeola eat your heart out. :crackoff:

http://www.fussball-tsvploen.de/alteherren/gruppe.jpg

They look worse than the Est all-stars:jaw:

[enema of the state]

How come you got one of the Chuckle brothers in your team (bottom right)

sorry mate hadnt got to your post when i posted

great minds

[Joe King]

sorry mate hadnt got to your post when i posted

great minds

:handshake:

[Bob]

They look worse than the Est all-stars:jaw:

If you lot get a game together i'd be mightily impressed.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Well first training went ok with my band of 1980's kid's tv lookalikes. Sadly the chuckle brother wasn't there, but there were a few Stu Francis and Timmy Mallets there. It is hard to play against Germans as they are not as physical as us in the tackle, but for a bunch of old bastards they are pretty fit. The baldy fella with the Jägermeister necklace on got well pissed off when Tubby skinned him, but I didn't get the kicking I would have expected in Liverpool. The guy bottom left reminds me of Yuffi from Fingerbobs. :crackoff:

[paulcooper4]

If you lot get a game together i'd be mightily impressed.

We are still unbeaten though bob:rock: