kopster
29-08-06, 09:54 PM
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that
you are blind that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that
you are blind that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.