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Shaggy
28-09-07, 08:43 AM
:haha: :haha:

Ferguson fears £17m recruit is a year off pace


Daniel Taylor
Friday September 28, 2007

Anderson, Manchester United's £17m summer recruit, may come with a big reputation and an even bigger price tag, but the Brazilian is facing a prolonged spell in the reserves after an unflattering start to life with his new club.

Sir Alex Ferguson had angry words with the entire team after Wednesday's Carling Cup defeat at home to Coventry City, but he was particularly aggrieved about Anderson's ineffectual display and is concerned at how the new arrival is struggling to make a favourable impression.

Ferguson made it clear from the outset that he did not expect the 19-year-old to acclimatise straight away to life in a new country and that he was signed, in effect, with the long-term intention of him taking over from Paul Scholes, who will be 33 in November. None the less, Ferguson is entitled to be dismayed that his expensive recruit has been unable to make a positive impact in his first four months at Old Trafford.

Anderson suffered the ignominy of being substituted at half-time in his only Premier League appearance, the 1-0 victory over Sunderland on September 1, but Ferguson expected the attacking midfielder to play an important role in the experimental and youthful side he chose against Coventry. Instead, Anderson was one of the weaker players, often off the pace and, most disappointingly for his manager, showing little desire.

Ferguson admitted being "flabbergasted" and "shocked" by the performance of his players after Coventry won 2-0. Even stronger words were used in the dressing room and Anderson was not spared from the harshest criticism.

While not singling out Anderson, United's captain for the night, John O'Shea, clearly had the Brazilian in mind when he said: "The lads know they should have done better. For some reason, the technique and ability we know these young players have just wasn't there, which was a big disappointment."

In mitigation, Anderson has not been helped by a pre-season hamstring injury, but it has been made clear to Ferguson that the teenager may need a longer bedding-in period than had initially been anticipated. Ferguson has told his colleagues it may be a year before the player, a full Brazil international, is ready to seriously challenge for a first-team place, an astonishing admission given the amount of money it took to sign him from Porto.

Anderson is having English lessons to help him adapt to life in Manchester but he did himself no favours with Ferguson when, along with Nani and Cristiano Ronaldo, he allegedly employed the services of an escort agency and became the victim of a kiss-and-tell story in the tabloids. All three players have been reprimanded and reminded of their responsibility to avoid bad publicity.

Slim
28-09-07, 08:46 AM
My Manc supporting mate reckons Anderson is the new Kleberson :haha:

I'd say that's harsh...........on Kleberson.

Morten_nogamst_Pedersen
28-09-07, 08:47 AM
:haha:
Long may it continue

Harv
28-09-07, 08:53 AM
He will come good though....so i wouldnt start laughing just yet.

Nani is the shit one.;)

Slim
28-09-07, 08:55 AM
I've not been impressed with Nani either to be honest. He obviously has talent, but he is always running down blind alleys and doesn't use the ball well.

Still, as Harvey says plenty of time for him to improve..........or to become the new Luke Chadwick :D

tsb
28-09-07, 09:05 AM
Shaggs, where's the poetic licence?

dww
28-09-07, 09:20 AM
From what I heard Anderson was involved in all the good things that United did. I can't help but feel that the lack of any specific quotes mean that this is a made up/overblown piece. Obviously if you spend that much on a player you expect more but he is still young and may well come through.

Slim
28-09-07, 09:24 AM
From what I heard Anderson was involved in all the good things that United did. I can't help but feel that the lack of any specific quotes mean that this is a made up/overblown piece. Obviously if you spend that much on a player you expect more but he is still young and may well come through.

Stop spoiling our fun with your sensible and fact based posting Dave! :D




Goes back to wishing United's new signings will fail.....!

cobain
28-09-07, 10:02 AM
This was a tremendous read! :rock: :haha:

Guest
28-09-07, 10:11 AM
The more shocking aspect of this article is that Shaggy didn't need to edit it. :haha:

dww
28-09-07, 10:20 AM
Stop spoiling our fun with your sensible and fact based posting Dave! :D




Goes back to wishing United's new signings will fail.....!

Having thought about it long and hard I believe that Anderson is about as useful as a one-legged man with a chocolate teapot in a combined arse kicking & PG tip serving marathon. He is lucky to have survived the Coventry game without forgetting how to breathe.

Which contrasts perfectly with Fernando Torres who coming off the back of inventing the hat trick has set his sights on scoring 50 goals this season, which he should easily obtain by January.

Neil Young
28-09-07, 10:31 AM
From what I heard Anderson was involved in all the good things that United did. I can't help but feel that the lack of any specific quotes mean that this is a made up/overblown piece. Obviously if you spend that much on a player you expect more but he is still young and may well come through.

Stop spoiling our fun with your sensible and fact based posting Dave! :D

Goes back to wishing United's new signings will fail.....!
:haha:

Did anyone else think of Mr. Logic when reading dww's post?

Guest
28-09-07, 10:40 AM
:haha:

Did anyone else think of Mr. Logic when reading dww's post?

I like his reasoning a lot. If you look closely, I have the same mindset albeit more light hearted in nature. :handshake:

That's being an University Postgrad student for you. :D

dww
28-09-07, 10:42 AM
:haha:

Did anyone else think of Mr. Logic when reading dww's post?

:grr:







:crackoff:

Neil Young
28-09-07, 10:47 AM
I like his reasoning a lot. If you look closely, I have the same mindset albeit more light hearted in nature. :handshake:

That's being an University Postgrad student for you. :D
I hadn't noticed the similarity before since I assumed Mr. Logic had a certain intelligence.

Like you though, Mr. Logic is known to be "a pain in the arse". Maybe you could have that under your username. It would save time for new members.

Pacman
28-09-07, 10:47 AM
I hadn't noticed the similarity before since I assumed Mr. Logic had a certain intelligence.

Like you though, Mr. Logic is known to be "a pain in the arse". Maybe you could have that under your username. It would save time for new members.

:haha::haha:

Poor Fredo

Guest
28-09-07, 10:49 AM
I hadn't noticed the similarity before since I assumed Mr. Logic had a certain intelligence.

Like you though, Mr. Logic is known to be "a pain in the arse". Maybe you could have that under your username. It would save time for new members.

That's a proper bashing alright. :haha: :haha:

:handshake:

Guest
28-09-07, 10:50 AM
:haha::haha:

Poor Fredo

Shut it you fat ****. :handshake:

Pacman
28-09-07, 10:57 AM
Shut it you fat ****. :handshake:

Poor Fredo.

It's not your fault you come from a 3rd world country and can't afford food :(

Guest
28-09-07, 11:00 AM
Poor Fredo.

It's not your fault you come from a 3rd world country and can't afford food :(

Repeats to himself despite being deeply offended:

'I shall remain above that. I shall remain above that.'

Pacman
28-09-07, 11:02 AM
Repeats to himself despite being deeply offended:

'I shall remain above that. I shall remain above that.'

Giggle

Slim
28-09-07, 11:13 AM
Having thought about it long and hard I believe that Anderson is about as useful as a one-legged man with a chocolate teapot in a combined arse kicking & PG tip serving marathon. He is lucky to have survived the Coventry game without forgetting how to breathe.

Which contrasts perfectly with Fernando Torres who coming off the back of inventing the hat trick has set his sights on scoring 50 goals this season, which he should easily obtain by January.

:handshake:

That's better :D

:haha:

Did anyone else think of Mr. Logic when reading dww's post?


:haha:

yukpo
29-09-07, 11:06 AM
From what I heard Anderson was involved in all the good things that United did. I can't help but feel that the lack of any specific quotes mean that this is a made up/overblown piece. Obviously if you spend that much on a player you expect more but he is still young and may well come through.

Yep, saw Ferguson on SSN praising Anderson and Pique.

That articles clearly nonsense, hes a brazilian teenager in a new country besides, hes only started 1 senior game cuz of injuries so how can you make a judgement so early?