wanted - player with tache

[titicamara]

Now that we have adidas back on board it is my humble opinion that all we are missing is a player with proper manly facial hair and we are fucking nailed on for the premier league. I'm sure there's bound to be a decent eastern european out there with a proper fu-manchu who can lead us to glory.

[Rich]

Why can't we go the whole hog and get a bloke with a full-on man beard...

Step forward Gattuso.

:o

[titicamara]

If he could be persuaded to shave his chin he could be just the man.

[silentbob]

Bellamy's had a bad boy pube tache before like that c*** Neville.... perhaps he might consider bringing it back, although ginger facial hair is the most ridiculous thing I can think of. (apologies to any gingers with a nice beard etc)

[PTP]

something like this

http://www.canadiancowboy.com/Images/Oklahoma03/Moustache.jpg

[scully]

He should also smoke a pipe while he plays - that would be awesome!

[FowlerLeftFoot]

havent seen anything like rush / aldrigde for a long time