View Full Version : whats does ya head in at the match?
kewellnthegang
09-10-07, 08:47 PM
for me its feckers textin all the way thro it
or even worse answering/makin phone calls during it :rant:
or wimmin gigglin away..... while texting :rant:
thesilverfoxlfc
09-10-07, 09:12 PM
Saying the wrong names of the players and not having a clue in general about the teams you are watching
Liverpool
09-10-07, 09:22 PM
sitting in Upper annie and some little 5 year old kicking the back of your chair for the whole game. :shake::shake:
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:27 PM
Smokers
Wools who shout 'C'Mon Red Men!'
Joe King
09-10-07, 09:29 PM
Fit birds who are too far away to check out
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:38 PM
Fit birds who are too far away to check out
Can highly recommend these :source:
http://www.expeditionexchange.com/zeiss/zeiss003%20037.jpg
reddragon
09-10-07, 09:39 PM
blokes who bring their chips in at kick off
tomasjj
09-10-07, 09:39 PM
Scousers, hands down.
fishing...
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:40 PM
blokes who bring their chips in at kick off
That is high on Pacman's list too. Especially when he's in the Kemlyn and they're in the Kop. :crackoff:
Joe King
09-10-07, 09:41 PM
Can highly recommend these :source:
http://www.expeditionexchange.com/zeiss/zeiss003%20037.jpg
What's with the avatar?
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:41 PM
Scousers, with hands down trackies.
fishing...
Saved you from certain death there mate. :crackoff:
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:42 PM
What's with the avatar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awgYrSRsU5U
:jizz:
Joe King
09-10-07, 09:44 PM
She has an annoying smile
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 09:45 PM
She has an annoying smile
Carheex mark 2. So you'd lash her out of bed for smiling at you just as you shot your whack? :rash:
Joe King
09-10-07, 09:49 PM
You need a bird to have a nice smile after sex to say you have done it. If she is all gapped toothed, the image would be horrid
http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Smile.jpg
andyinswinton
09-10-07, 09:56 PM
People taking photos on their mobile phones annoy the hell out of me.
When a team scores, some peoples first thought is to get a photo of it on their phones instead of celebrating the moment with the fans.
Joe King
09-10-07, 09:57 PM
People taking photos with face poses are annoying
tomasjj
09-10-07, 10:00 PM
People taking photos on their mobile phones annoy the hell out of me.
When a team scores, some peoples first thought is to get a photo of it on their phones instead of celebrating the moment with the fans.
Yes. Savour the moment, don't fuck around with your phone when at Anfield.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
09-10-07, 10:00 PM
You need a bird to have a nice smile after sex to say you have done it. If she is all gapped toothed, the image would be horrid
http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Smile.jpg
Looks like some bird who runs the aerobics courses at the gym. :chunks:
People who leave early.
Stand up, sit down, stand up, Get out of the fuckin way will yer
and then stand there at the exit if we get a corner or hear a roar as they are walking out. :shake:
People who boo the players. :shake:
Wankers who shout racist remarks!! :shake: :whatever:
Joe King
09-10-07, 11:47 PM
Wankers who shout racist remarks!! :shake: :whatever:
They should be banned for life at every ground
They should be banned for life at every ground
:handshake:
desertscouser
09-10-07, 11:52 PM
People taking photos on their mobile phones annoy the hell out of me.
When a team scores, some peoples first thought is to get a photo of it on their phones instead of celebrating the moment with the fans.
Yep, that pisses me right off.
Another pet hate is when someone is absolutely steaming and can't even properly stand up, slurring his words everytime he opens his mouth. :shake:
CharlieMansonsSquint
09-10-07, 11:54 PM
People who don't sing the end to YNWA right.
Just does my head in.
kewellnthegang
10-10-07, 07:44 AM
People who don't sing the end to YNWA right.
Just does my head in.
:handshake:
People who don't sing the end to YNWA right.
Just does my head in.
:handshake:
The feckers who start clapping after the first part of YNWA.
Also the ol' camera phone fanboys at penalty kicks and free kicks etc.
People who think that only fans who do what they think is acceptable should be allowed at Anfield......
kewellnthegang
10-10-07, 09:59 AM
People who think that only fans who do what they think is acceptable should be allowed at Anfield......
:haha: good lad
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
10-10-07, 10:22 AM
People who think that only fans who do what they think is acceptable should be allowed at Anfield......
Baldies who dazzle you with their reflective heads at evening games. Wear a benny hat you inconsiderate bastards. :crackoff:
kewellnthegang
10-10-07, 10:24 AM
Baldies who dazzle you with their reflective heads at evening games. Wear a benny hat you inconsiderate bastards. :crackoff:
dont feck with the baldies :crackoff:
Baldies who dazzle you with their reflective heads at evening games. Wear a benny hat you inconsiderate bastards. :crackoff:
Funnily enough, I wear a wig to football games. :handshake:
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
10-10-07, 10:35 AM
dont feck with the baldies :crackoff:
Huyton Baddies! :rock:
Funnily enough, I wear a wig to football games. :handshake:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/mvonbmvonb/n582330270_696248_6910.jpg
People who think that only fans who do what they think is acceptable should be allowed at Anfield......
Is right mate- too many people judging you at a football game these days- it's unfuckingbelievable.
My main gripe- the Anti wooly brigade, who's mates deserve to be at the game and not the OOT's purely because they're scouse. Well that's all well and good mate, but tell him to get his arse down to the ticket office and get a f*cking ticket!
Bastards!
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
10-10-07, 12:30 PM
I find homophobic jokes at the match most off putting. :grr:
I sat next to a fat stupid cow who kept shouting to the ref "you should have gone to Specsavers" - dickheads like her should be banned for life.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
10-10-07, 12:40 PM
I sat next to a fat stupid cow who kept shouting to the ref "you should have gone to Specsavers" - dickheads like her should be banned for life.
Yes, when the accepted wisdom is that traditional opticians, whilst often slower on turnaround times especially for multifocal and lenticular lens mountings, offer a better service than many chains. :handshake:
I sat next to a fat stupid cow who kept shouting to the ref "you should have gone to Specsavers" - dickheads like her should be banned for life.
'Cause she was fat?
'Cause she was fat?
No because she was a twat of the highest order
wooleybacks like jacko who gets a ticket when me mates are sleeping one off :crackoff:
btw its a shame more people who go the game arent like jacko, a fuckin nice guy :handshake:
People who leave early.
Stand up, sit down, stand up, Get out of the fuckin way will yer
and then stand there at the exit if we get a corner or hear a roar as they are walking out. :shake:
People who boo the players. :shake:
very true.
Also fans who just constantly slag our boys off, come out with negative comments. WTF you doing there in the first place!!
wooleybacks like jacko who gets a ticket when me mates are sleeping one off :crackoff:
btw its a shame more people who go the game arent like jacko, a fuckin nice guy :handshake:
Is that Jacko from KT days, mates with Mike K? if so good fella, met him once or twice.
Red_Polo
11-10-07, 04:33 PM
wooleybacks like jacko who gets a ticket when me mates are sleeping one off :crackoff:
btw its a shame more people who go the game arent like jacko, a fuckin nice guy :handshake:
I spotted Jacko at the match a couple of times, but not having actually met him before I was hardly about to shout 'Hey Jacko, coooooooeeeeee, Jacko?! It's me, Polo off the internet!' :D
Things that do my head in at the match, people who drop one just as they walk past at HT. Fucking smelly old twats, wait til you get the bogs. :grr:
I was hardly about to shout 'Hey Jacko, coooooooeeeeee, Jacko?! It's me, Polo off the internet!' :D
You've stopped doing that? :eyebrow:
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:31 PM
for me its feckers textin all the way thro it
or even worse answering/makin phone calls during it :rant:
or wimmin gigglin away..... while texting :rant:
yes the phone call people are well annoying. i like to focus on the footy and there's some stupid conversation behind me. grrrrr.
good shout.
oh...and that lad who smacks everyone who complains can ruin the match for you as well. not that i'd dare to tell him :crackoff:
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:31 PM
sitting in Upper annie and some little 5 year old kicking the back of your chair for the whole game. :shake::shake:
:haha::haha: yes yes yes. see the childnessness thread !!!
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:33 PM
People taking photos on their mobile phones annoy the hell out of me.
When a team scores, some peoples first thought is to get a photo of it on their phones instead of celebrating the moment with the fans.
i'd support you on this but i have said something similar before and got told off for it :)
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:34 PM
People who leave early.
Stand up, sit down, stand up, Get out of the fuckin way will yer
and then stand there at the exit if we get a corner or hear a roar as they are walking out. :shake:
People who boo the players. :shake:
theres a guy two rows in front of me who gets in late, leaves early for half time, gets in late for the second half every game. and his mate does it too. and they don't even do it at the same time.
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:36 PM
People who tell you to sit down when you stand up at an exciting moment, even though everyone is stood in front of you and so standing is the only way to see it.
I was once told to sit down as there was kids behind me. When I looked they were about 13.
I was on the Kop when I was 7 so my sympathy for the poor wee one wasn't great.
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:39 PM
the copper by the paddock and the dugout who tells everyone off if they show even the slightest amount of passion. needlessly zealous and he should really go and get a proper job.
alunevans
11-10-07, 05:40 PM
almost forgot. the match itself. that normally does me head in most of all. don't even START me on that!!! :haha:
Is that Jacko from KT days, mates with Mike K? if so good fella, met him once or twice.
yeah thats him, a real nice kid :handshake:
yeah thats him, a real nice kid :handshake:
cool, yeah good guy,
btw Allunevans, is there anything you dont find annoying at the match!!
Neil Young
12-10-07, 03:06 PM
You've stopped doing that? :eyebrow:
:haha:
RedJedi
14-10-07, 10:00 AM
Women
kewellnthegang
14-10-07, 11:12 AM
Women
:handshake:
no place for wimmin at football imo
You need a bird to have a nice smile after sex to say you have done it. If she is all gapped toothed, the image would be horrid
http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Smile.jpg
Hey, that's Shawn Michaels! :rock:
yes the phone call people are well annoying. i like to focus on the footy and there's some stupid conversation behind me. grrrrr.
good shout.
oh...and that lad who smacks everyone who complains can ruin the match for you as well. not that i'd dare to tell him :crackoff:
:haha::haha: yes yes yes. see the childnessness thread !!!
i'd support you on this but i have said something similar before and got told off for it :)
theres a guy two rows in front of me who gets in late, leaves early for half time, gets in late for the second half every game. and his mate does it too. and they don't even do it at the same time.
People who tell you to sit down when you stand up at an exciting moment, even though everyone is stood in front of you and so standing is the only way to see it.
I was once told to sit down as there was kids behind me. When I looked they were about 13.
I was on the Kop when I was 7 so my sympathy for the poor wee one wasn't great.
the copper by the paddock and the dugout who tells everyone off if they show even the slightest amount of passion. needlessly zealous and he should really go and get a proper job.
almost forgot. the match itself. that normally does me head in most of all. don't even START me on that!!! :haha:
:haha::haha: anything else?
Red_Polo
14-10-07, 02:13 PM
You've stopped doing that? :eyebrow:
:haha: :crackoff:
Alun, strikes me there's a lot about going the match that really gets on your tits, anyway if you suddenly realise you want to give up your seasie, you know where I am :crackoff:
Joe King
14-10-07, 05:22 PM
Hey, that's Shawn Michaels! :rock:
:haha:
alunevans
15-10-07, 06:19 PM
cool, yeah good guy,
btw Allunevans, is there anything you dont find annoying at the match!!
I like it when we score a goal :) or when we pass it around all nice like :)
alunevans
15-10-07, 06:20 PM
:haha: :crackoff:
Alun, strikes me there's a lot about going the match that really gets on your tits, anyway if you suddenly realise you want to give up your seasie, you know where I am :crackoff:
they're gonna have me on Room 101 when theyre making a feature length episode :haha:
kewellnthegang
15-10-07, 06:21 PM
stewards and dibble that follow you to the toilets thinkin ya gonna do something illegal in the cubicle
stewards and dibble that follow you to the toilets thinkin ya gonna do something illegal in the cubicle
Like assault someone?
kewellnthegang
15-10-07, 06:50 PM
Like assault someone?
exactly like that :handshake:
RedJedi
15-10-07, 08:10 PM
Like assault someone?
No, worse than that
Smoke
Craig_H
16-10-07, 01:19 AM
People who shout "These are fuckin shite" regardless of who the opposition is.
Red_Polo
16-10-07, 01:21 AM
People who shout "These are fuckin shite" regardless of who the opposition is.
I dunno, somehow 'come on reds, dese are shite' always raises a smile from me :D
Craig_H
16-10-07, 01:22 AM
An ironic smile, surely?
It's cringeworthy :D
kewellnthegang
16-10-07, 07:29 AM
People who shout "These are fuckin shite" regardless of who the opposition is.
nowt up with that fella
Craig_H
16-10-07, 11:14 AM
Not much accurate with it, either :D
kewellnthegang
16-10-07, 11:25 AM
Not much accurate with it, either :D
i find it a rather fetching rallying cry fella
lad behind me always shouts it
in fact ive started doin it meself :sigh:
The Glove
16-10-07, 11:32 AM
People who shout "These are fuckin shite" regardless of who the opposition is.
But they generally are. I dont remember us being played off the park many times. I could count on one hand the amount of teams Ive thought have pissed all over us. Everyone else who beat us has done so because we have been bollocks. 99% of teams we will play are shite. I hope more people shout that just to annoy you. :crackoff:
tomasjj
16-10-07, 11:36 AM
People who shout "These are fuckin shite" regardless of who the opposition is.
Which reminds me of the classic chant from City fans when Leeds fans were singing "we are leeds - we are leeds".
The answer being "you are leeds - you are leeds" :D :D
Twats that start singing anti club songs even though we aren't playing them and people that start chanting shoooooottttt at players like Momo and Alonso and the ***** that chant Easy, Easy, Easy when we are winning.
kewellnthegang
16-10-07, 11:49 AM
[QUOTE=Pacman;731129]Twats that start singing anti club songs even though we aren't playing them
:handshake::rant:
Red_hot
16-10-07, 01:20 PM
:haha::haha: yes yes yes. see the childnessness thread !!!
What a bunch of miserable bastards you all are.
kewellnthegang
16-10-07, 01:24 PM
What a bunch of miserable bastards you all are.
dont tar me with their brush lovely
redlancer
16-10-07, 06:53 PM
your not singing anymore - esp after we've been silent all match.
"fans" that just moan all the way thro the match
some numpty behind me was going to twat Reina during the Marseille game cos he was shite, even rang he mate up to tell him so:rash:
wasn't like he had a bad game - as for the rest of the team they were all dead
onestep further than camera's some bloke video'd the whole match on his phone- was going to tell him to record it off sky or match of the day but figured the quality recording would ruin his experience.
blokes that take thier kids and then during the action leave the poor little un's sat their looking at the back of some bloke in front of them - help them up!!!
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