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[Kaip]

A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.

An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
was a huge wall around those countries.

The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
-- it's virtually impenetrable."

Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."




:handshake:

[Paul.S]

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a wall around England to keep out the Scots and the Welsh in its origian encarnation ;)

[Red_hot]

A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.

An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
was a huge wall around those countries.

The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
-- it's virtually impenetrable."

Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."




:handshake:


:haha:

[StevieGnR]

A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an Scottish engineer are walking
together one day. They come across an antique lamp and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give each of you one wish," says the genie.

The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.

An amazed Osama Bin Ladin declared, "I desire a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, most particularly Jews or Americans,
can enter our sacred Islamic states." Pooooof! Another blink and there
was a huge wall around those countries.

The Scottish engineer says, "Before I make a wish, I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
and completely surrounds the three countries. Nothing can get in or out
-- it's virtually impenetrable."

Satisfied, the engineer replies, "Fill it with water."




:handshake:


:D :D


I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a wall around England to keep out the Scots and the Welsh in its origian encarnation ;)

:shake: :shake:

[Paul.S]

Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point! :p

[Bob]

Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point! :p

:handshake:

[StevieGnR]

Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point! :p


True, true :handshake:

[murdoc]

Its a bit obvious really isn't it! I mean, a welsh man, a scot and Osama, it was obviously an englishman at some point! :p

It was an englishman that made the wish the first time i was told the joke.