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    Tony Yeboah Scores!

    Got this by email today….class...presume it's from football365 or something of that ilk….

    "This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls an unsavoury
    incident from the African Cup of Nations.

    Things have been quiet this month so when I sat down to write this
    article my mind went blank. Although the following tale has very little
    to do with the game of football, fans will still find it quite
    entertaining.

    It is from the 2006 African Nations Cup in Egypt. We had just played our
    final group game, ending on a high by beating a strong Ghana side but
    still crashing out of the tournament. At the hotel that night we decided
    to have a few drinks and toast to our victory. I had invited my friend
    Tony Yeboah along (fans of English football will remember him from his
    highly successful period with Leeds United) as he had been watching the
    match.

    The lads started giving Tony a lot of stick for his country's loss,
    especially our head coach Charles Mhlauri. Tony was taking it quite
    gracefully but, as a proud Ghanaian, I could sense his patience was
    wearing thin. Nevertheless, the drinks kept flowing and so did the
    jokes.

    It came to the end of the night and some of the lads had disappeared to
    bed, most notably our coach and Tony. Now during the whole tournament
    Charles had personally entered the hotel rooms of our most lazy players
    (Benjani was the worst) and pulled them out of bed in the morning to get
    ready for training so myself and a couple of the other lads decided to
    repeat the routine on him. We got the keys from reception and seven of
    us bundled into his hotel room at 4 a.m. To our horror it was not
    Charles who we found in bed, it was Tony Yeboah. The worst part was that
    he was having s*x with Charles' wife!

    I quickly rounded the boys up and ushered them out of the room,
    frantically hoping to keep a lid on the situation. After all, it was I
    who invited Tony to the party! We found Charles in one of the hotel
    bathrooms. He had had far too much to drink and crashed out.

    The next morning, at breakfast, I quizzed Tony about what happened and
    he delivered a line which I will remember all my life:

    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman"

    Charles did eventually find out about the incident and I think he
    separated from his wife for a period. The last I heard though was that
    they are back together and he's now coaching in the USA.

    The moral of the story is never to piss off Tony Yeboah!"

    ------

    I only have one thing to add - Awooga!
    Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

    #2
    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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      #3
      That's a great story.



      Yeboah still knows how to score after all these years.

      The legs go but the technique never does.

      A humble guy with healthy desire.

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        #4
        FLMAO

        That is priceless.
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5


          Excellent
          Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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            #6
            Great

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              #7
              legend!


              "Who's your Daddy now?"

              LFC Champions one season someday
              Jurgen Klopp is just boss
              Semi retired poster
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                #8
                Originally posted by Parm View Post
                legend!
                but you that was not the terminlogy you used when he scored them 2 belters against us.
                _____________________________________

                Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                  #9
                  HAHAHA

                  even though he scored those two crackers againts us i still have fond memories of Yeboah. I was only a kid back then, so seeing this guy score piledrivers every other game was always good to watch.

                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman"

                  pure gold
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                    .

                    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman"
                    Somebody simply HAS to use that as their sig
                    Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                      #11
                      Superb
                      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Maestro View Post
                        Somebody simply HAS to use that as their sig
                        TAKEN!! Not... HarveyBirdman!!
                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                          #13
                          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                            You'd better hope Dennis Thatcher says only nice things about Australia.
                            Like blood on iron

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                              #15
                              His volley in off of the crossbar is one of the best goals against us ever in my opinion.
                              Quit your jibber jabber!!!

                              Jermaine, you know the song Billie Jean...is it about the tennis player??

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