from Private Eye
Everton FC which proclaims itself as the Peoples Club has decided to sue its own fans - or at least those who contribute to the website keioc.net ( as in "Keep Everton In Our City")
The club is peeved by adverse comments to its plan to relocate from the historic (eh?...me by the way) Goodison Park to Kirkby - a scheme that prompted the gleeful Liverpool crowd to chant "You're not scousers anymore"at the last local derby. The fans have invited the clubs chief exec Keith Wyness to a public debate on the controversial relocation but have received only writs.
Well, almost, evertons clodhopping lawyers have issued proceedings not against keioc.net but keioc.com - the website of a dental practice in Japan.

Don't you just love Everton, they brighten up my day
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Everton FC which proclaims itself as the Peoples Club has decided to sue its own fans - or at least those who contribute to the website keioc.net ( as in "Keep Everton In Our City")
The club is peeved by adverse comments to its plan to relocate from the historic (eh?...me by the way) Goodison Park to Kirkby - a scheme that prompted the gleeful Liverpool crowd to chant "You're not scousers anymore"at the last local derby. The fans have invited the clubs chief exec Keith Wyness to a public debate on the controversial relocation but have received only writs.
Well, almost, evertons clodhopping lawyers have issued proceedings not against keioc.net but keioc.com - the website of a dental practice in Japan.


Don't you just love Everton, they brighten up my day

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