lfc4ever
26-09-06, 08:06 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. "
" I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!' "
"I don't remember much after that"
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end. "
" I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
yours!' "
"I don't remember much after that"