Alan Hansens new book
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Alan Hansens new book
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs -
Noooo!!
That's the funniest title I've heard since Boy George's autobiography - "Take it like a man"
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it -
I wonder who came up with such a **** title?!
Babel fanclub member # 4!!!
**** OFF MOURINHO!!!!!!:whatever:Comment
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I know, it really sucks.
Would have read it if it wasnt for the ****e title
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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I think it's a headline from years back....rings a bell.
Also reminiscant of Archie Gemmel's description of Graham Souness
"if he'd been a chocolate drop, he'd have eaten himself"...Comment
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Coming soon to the Anfield bookstore:
"It never Reina's but it pours"
"I never Wark'ed alone"
Buy one, get the rest free.I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order. I'll give you that, sunshine.Comment
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Originally posted by Tom Yeah I knew I heard that one about eating himself before, Souness always stuck me as very arrogant anyway.
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Originally posted by mersey86 For a moment there I thought warked was something else.
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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What about Bjorn Tore Kvarme's book:
"Bad Kvarme - The Liverpool Years"
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed itComment
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well at least he waited til his career was over
unlike these days when they have a book after their 1st seasonParry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamosComment
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no he didnt he wrote it in 1987!!!Originally posted by ronanComment
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My sister's 24 and she fancies him, so may be it's not an innappropriate title after all.White liquid in a bottle = Milk
Purslow = C*ntComment
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I fancy him
I live with Steptoe.Comment
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Originally posted by GrouchoWhat about Bjorn Tore Kvarme's book:
"Bad Kvarme - The Liverpool Years"
"Certifiably Hysen - A bank manager pretends to be a Liverpool defender, with hilarious results".
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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