Noel Gallagher doesn't want Man City to sign Terry because he's a Cockney cry baby.

[little dave hedgehog]

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_5436836,00.html

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has exclusively told F365 that he doesn't want Man City to sign John Terry because he's a Cockney cry baby.

City might be willing to shell out £30m for the England captain but massive fan Gallagher would rather they signed Joleon Lescott.

"I don't like John Terry and I never have," Gallagher told F365. "He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby.

"He's also a Cockney and he'd absolutely be coming just for the money."

Gallagher would also pass on a move for Emmenual Adebayor, saying: "I hope it falls through.

"I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game.

"We've got Roque Santa Cruz who can do a job in the same position."

When asked which footballer Mark Hughes should target next, Gallagher said pragmatically: "Joleon Lescott - he's a good centre half who's getting better. Either him or Matty Upson would do for me."

Check back on F365 for the full interview with Noel Gallagher in our new-look music section.

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[Craig_H]

http://www.football365.com/story/0,1...436836,00.html

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has exclusively told F365 that he doesn't want Man City to sign John Terry because he's a Cockney cry baby.

City might be willing to shell out £30m for the England captain but massive fan Gallagher would rather they signed Joleon Lescott.

"I don't like John Terry and I never have," Gallagher told F365. "He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby.

"He's also a Cockney and he'd absolutely be coming just for the money."

Gallagher would also pass on a move for Emmenual Adebayor, saying: "I hope it falls through.

"I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game.

"We've got Roque Santa Cruz who can do a job in the same position."

When asked which footballer Mark Hughes should target next, Gallagher said pragmatically: "Joleon Lescott - he's a good centre half who's getting better. Either him or Matty Upson would do for me."

Check back on F365 for the full interview with Noel Gallagher in our new-look music section.

What kind of dillusional world is Mr Gallagher living in, if he thinks ANY good players are going to City for any reason OTHER than money?

[little dave hedgehog]

no, no, clearly this is the important bit:

http://www.football365.com/story/0,1...436836,00.html

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has exclusively told F365 that he doesn't want Man City to sign John Terry because he's a Cockney cry baby.

City might be willing to shell out £30m for the England captain but massive fan Gallagher would rather they signed Joleon Lescott.

"I don't like John Terry and I never have," Gallagher told F365. "He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby.

"He's also a Cockney and he'd absolutely be coming just for the money."

Gallagher would also pass on a move for Emmenual Adebayor, saying: "I hope it falls through.

"I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game.

"We've got Roque Santa Cruz who can do a job in the same position."

When asked which footballer Mark Hughes should target next, Gallagher said pragmatically: "Joleon Lescott - he's a good centre half who's getting better. Either him or Matty Upson would do for me."

Check back on F365 for the full interview with Noel Gallagher in our new-look music section.

[little dave hedgehog]

also, that same world is where i believe karl pilkington to reside.

[Guest]

no, no, clearly this is the important bit:

[little dave hedgehog]

this is just...

a pussy calling a vagina a cunt.

[Tee]

this is just...

a pussy calling a vagina a cunt.

[little dave hedgehog]

i don't get this at all

"well, he knows 5 chords, has a mediocre voice, rips off the beatles and has a permanent lager drip in his arm. i think we should send a man over immediately in case he has any opinions."