Adventure of a Lifetime

[Angry Dan]

Received this yesterday thought I would post this to see what reply I got.

Adventure of a Lifetime
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

d. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

e. Procreate abundantly.

f. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."

g. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

i. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

l. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

n. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except right here in the UK, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.

[warrenpeace]

Does it make you angry, Dan?

[dww]

So in conclusion we are quite an accepting society. It's terrible really, I wish we were more like Iraq.

[spud_gun]

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[Fan65]

Received this yesterday thought I would post this to see what reply I got.

Adventure of a Lifetime
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

d. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

e. Procreate abundantly.

f. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."

g. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

i. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

l. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

n. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except right here in the UK, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.

You need help mate.:shake:

[jugnoo]

so what ur saying is that we need to be a less tolerant,civilised, forward thinking society.

come on mate get a life,
anyway half the things on your list are not implemented in the UK

[alunevans]

oh jugnoo come on! don't let the truth get in way of sensationalist bollocks

[Red Chilli]

What time do I fly?

[PTP]

What time do I fly?
:haha: There is no flights, the plan is detailed below.

My Brother is a Long Distance Cattle transporter, delivering cows across the globe. You are to make your way at night - to the old post office near the docks. Here you will be greeted by an associate - he will know who you are!

you will only need the clothes on your back, a bottle of water and your toothbrush - everything else will be taken care of on the otherside.

You will be hidden beneath the hay and surrounded by the cattle, their could be up to 100 others on the one trip so space may be limited. My brothers truck will travel across Europe to the Pakistani border, from here you will be on your own! It wont' be easy, if you are still interested PM me.

good luck and may the force be with you.

Below is a picture of my brother's truck with the cattle to give you an idea of the transport



http://www.bensware.com/diecast/mbcattle.gif

[Red_Polo]

Received this yesterday thought I would post this to see what reply I got.

Adventure of a Lifetime
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

a. Go to Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

d. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

e. Procreate abundantly.

f. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."

g. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

i. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

l. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

n. Organize protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

It would never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq (or any other country in the world for that matter) except right here in the UK, because we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.


A post of quite incredible cuntery :handshake:

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Is death the greatest adventure??

[Angry Dan]

Try beeing seperated from your family and risking your life to make theirs better like I have and will have to do again. To get the response we do whilst making their lives safer and more secure, and if you believe the politics yours to. Then come back to your own country and see what they get away with that your grandparents who have also served their country dont, then tell give me the abuse that has been thrown my way.

Do I personally agree with everything written no, do I symmpathise with some of it yes.

[RedJedi]

Try beeing seperated from your family and risking your life to make theirs better like I have and will have to do again. To get the response we do whilst making their lives safer and more secure, and if you believe the politics yours to. Then come back to your own country and see what they get away with that your grandparents who have also served their country dont, then tell give me the abuse that has been thrown my way.

Do I personally agree with everything written no, do I symmpathise with some of it yes.


I agree, it might be sensationalist and blown out of proportin, but that is how a lot of people in this country percive things.

The only thing is you cant debate such things without the word racist be thrown around.

I might not agree with someones views, but i would not jump on there back for expressing them.

[Neil Young]

I agree, it might be sensationalist and blown out of proportin, but that is how a lot of people in this country percive things.

The only thing is you cant debate such things without the word racist be thrown around.

I might not agree with someones views, but i would not jump on there back for expressing them.
No-one has mentioned racism until you said it so that's not true, is it?

[RedJedi]

No-one has mentioned racism until you said it so that's not true, is it?


No, no one here ( except me ) has mentioned it, but i think you know what i mean. Look at what happend to Coop and he was only pissing about.

Why was this post shot down by so many people, when all it is doing is poking fun at the way this country is one of the easyiest countrys for people to take advantage of.

[Red_Polo]

We should try to avoid that situation wherever possible as it can only hamper debate.

That said, I find it hugely ironic that you say how wrong it is for people to sling about the term racist when nobody had done so, whilst you are just representing the other side of the futile mudlinging contest by implying the problem is there's always too much PC bullshit. It works both ways.

If you want to know why I shot this post down, it's because it attempts to use humour to propagate and legitimize the idea that immigrants are all lazy scroungers living the high life over here. Which is fucking bollocks. Frankly the view that immigration is destroying our country even to a small extent would be bloody hysterical to me if it wasn't so frighteningly widespread.

[RedJedi]

We should try to avoid that situation wherever possible as it can only hamper debate.

That said, I find it hugely ironic that you say how wrong it is for people to sling about the term racist when nobody had done so, whilst you are just representing the other side of the futile mudlinging contest by implying the problem is there's always too much PC bullshit. It works both ways.

If you want to know why I shot this post down, it's because it attempts to use humour to propagate and legitimize the idea that immigrants are all lazy scroungers living the high life over here. Which is fucking bollocks. Frankly the view that immigration is destroying our country even to a small extent would be bloody hysterical to me if it wasn't so frighteningly widespread.



I dont belive immigration is destoying this country, i firmly belive this country would be fucked without immigration. I would however prefare manged immigration like Austrailia or the USA.

[PTP]

enough of this arguing - this is the JOKE forum - now seriously, my brothers truck is making a run to the pakistani border leaving Sunday night, I have already had few enquires but there is still space!!!

[Neil Young]

We should try to avoid that situation wherever possible as it can only hamper debate.

That said, I find it hugely ironic that you say how wrong it is for people to sling about the term racist when nobody had done so, whilst you are just representing the other side of the futile mudlinging contest by implying the problem is there's always too much PC bullshit. It works both ways.

:handshake: That's what I was thinking.

[Neil Young]

No, no one here ( except me ) has mentioned it, but i think you know what i mean. Look at what happend to Coop and he was only pissing about.

I know what you mean but I can't help feeling you're being oversensitive about it. ;)

[kop-al-74]

No, no one here ( except me ) has mentioned it, but i think you know what i mean. Look at what happend to Coop and he was only pissing about.

Why was this post shot down by so many people, when all it is doing is poking fun at the way this country is one of the easyiest countrys for people to take advantage of.


The difference is,a member actually said that they don't like people of a certain nationality.

[Red Chilli]

Try beeing seperated from your family and risking your life to make theirs better like I have and will have to do again. To get the response we do whilst making their lives safer and more secure, and if you believe the politics yours to. Then come back to your own country and see what they get away with that your grandparents who have also served their country dont, then tell give me the abuse that has been thrown my way.

Do I personally agree with everything written no, do I symmpathise with some of it yes.

What does the bold type bit mean, specifically?

I think we should be proud and feel privilaged that we live in a free country which is, on the whole, tollerent and protective of minorities and their human rights.
Your grandparents fought against ethnic cleansing and racial prejudice, if we go down that road we would be trampling all over their achievement and sacrifice.
Be careful when you are intollerent of minorities, you may find yourself a minority one day.

[paulcooper4]

The difference is,a member actually said that they don't like people of a certain nationality.
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