Angry Dan
17-10-06, 11:44 AM
he Bet
Kevin, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Kevin placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off
the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Kevin, saying, "Fair's
fair.
Here's your money." Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Kevin took the money...
Kevin, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Kevin and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Kevin says, "Yes, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Kevin placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off
the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Kevin, saying, "Fair's
fair.
Here's your money." Kevin replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Kevin took the money...