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    Reasons we will **** manure

    Right, yer gang of miserable *******s. Theres far to much negativaty flying round here regarding the manc game. Heres some reasons why I KNOW we are gonna **** the scummy horrible ****es.


    1 - There keeper is nearly as old as neilyoung

    2 - Gary Neville is always liable to score an own goal

    3 - Rio Ferdinand is ****e

    4 - Patrice Evra is ****er

    5 - There midfield includes Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher and John O`Shea

    6 - Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes are even older than neilyoung

    7 - Shrek Rooney couldnt hit a bull on the arse with a shovel

    8 - Ronaldo is a one trick pony and the ugliest man alive (Nevilles excluded oviously)

    9 - I have infiltrated the wrigleys factory and sabotaged the chewing gum with plastic explosive , so watch out for that demented lunatic of a **** Fergusons head explode when the chewing reaches mach 2 after we ram the 3rd goal in

    #2
    Originally posted by paulcooper4
    Right, yer gang of miserable *******s. Theres far to much negativaty flying round here regarding the manc game. Heres some reasons why I KNOW we are gonna **** the scummy horrible ****es.


    1 - There keeper is nearly as old as neilyoung

    2 - Gary Neville is always liable to score an own goal

    3 - Rio Ferdinand is ****e

    4 - Patrice Evra is ****er

    5 - There midfield includes Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher and John O`Shea

    6 - Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes are even older than neilyoung

    7 - Shrek Rooney couldnt hit a bull on the arse with a shovel

    8 - Ronaldo is a one trick pony and the ugliest man alive (Nevilles excluded oviously)

    9 - I have infiltrated the wrigleys factory and sabotaged the chewing gum with plastic explosive , so watch out for that demented lunatic of a **** Fergusons head explode when the chewing reaches mach 2 after we ram the 3rd goal in
    Some good points - and some cack ones Coops . Would you take the draw at this moment?
    Liverpool born and bred.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Howard_lfc
      Some good points - and some cack ones Coops . Would you take the draw at this moment?
      Not a cat in hells chance mate. Go for the ****ers throats

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        #4
        Where this naive and rather deluded wave of optimisim that 'we're gunna beat the mancs' comes from I really dont know.

        I hope and pray to God we win, I highly, highly doubt we will.

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          #5
          Originally posted by anfieldanfield
          Where this naive and rather deluded wave of optimisim that 'we're gunna beat the mancs' comes from I really dont know.

          I hope and pray to God we win, I highly, highly doubt we will.
          You will never understand optimism my depressing friend. And I wouldnt run round calling everyones post delusional to be honest if everyone knew id pretended to be a ****e goalie on koptalk

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            #6
            Originally posted by paulcooper4
            You will never understand optimism my depressing friend. And I wouldnt run round calling everyones post delusional to be honest if everyone knew id pretended to be a ****e goalie on koptalk
            Is this story really true? He was being torn to shreds on RAWK the other week for it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by paulcooper4
              You will never understand optimism my depressing friend. And I wouldnt run round calling everyones post delusional to be honest if everyone knew id pretended to be a ****e goalie on koptalk
              It's just a bit of realism, *grits teeth*, 'mate'.

              Man Utd are in **** hot form at the moment, we're not.

              I'd bite your hand off if you offered me a point right now.

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                #8
                Originally posted by anfieldanfield
                It's just a bit of realism, *grits teeth*, 'mate'.

                Man Utd are in **** hot form at the moment, we're not.

                I'd bite your hand off if you offered me a point right now.
                As ive said before kidder, to most of your depres...sorry, realistic posts. Lets hope the players show a bit more ****in spirit than you eh?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by paulcooper4
                  Right, yer gang of miserable *******s. Theres far to much negativaty flying round here regarding the manc game. Heres some reasons why I KNOW we are gonna **** the scummy horrible ****es.


                  1 - There keeper is nearly as old as neilyoung...
                  Oi! You cheeky pup. Fair point and all that but do you need to go on about it? Anyway, it's mental age that counts which I suppose makes you very young indeed.

                  .
                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by paulcooper4
                    As ive said before kidder, to most of your depres...sorry, realistic posts. Lets hope the players show a bit more ****in spirit than you eh?
                    I'm as desperate for us to win as anyone else.

                    Let's hope you're right and we pick up the three points.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Neil Young
                      Oi! You cheeky pup. Fair point and all that but do you need to go on about it? Anyway, it's mental age that counts which I suppose makes you very young indeed.

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                        #12
                        2 - 1 to the pool

                        On a sidenote, is Gary Mac a Celtic or Rangers man?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by paulcooper4
                          7 - Shrek Rooney couldnt hit a bull on the arse with a shovel


                          Actually I have a horrible feeling he'll score. He's not in great form but playing against us it's made for him to do well.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by paulcooper4
                            You will never understand optimism my depressing friend. And I wouldnt run round calling everyones post delusional to be honest if everyone knew id pretended to be a ****e goalie on koptalk
                            Whats all this about then?
                            Thomas Hicks Senior

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                              #15
                              well were 3-1 to win
                              many moons ago i had a nice bet on at 4-1 when superdan made me a lot of moola,im hopin for the same again this sunday.
                              Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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