Potentially and realistically!

[kop-al-74]

A young boy went to his father and asked, "What's the difference
between
>potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment,
then
>answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford
for a
>million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt
for
>a million quid. Then come back and tell me what you learned."

>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Mum, would you sleep with
Robert
>Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I
wouldn't
>pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older
sister
>and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The
girl
>replied, "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to
pass up
>that opportunity."

>The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his
father.
>His father asked him, "Did you find the difference between
potentially
and
>realistically?"

>The boy replied "Yes, -- potentially -- we're sitting on 2 million
quid,
>but realistically -- we're living with two slappers."

[MARTINOZ]