Silly Jokes

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A woman has twins and gives them away, one goes to a family in Egypt
and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
"Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother. Up on receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "But
they're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't
stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer".

[mofus77]

Bought your christmas crackers early this year then ?

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Yup! They made me chuckle.

[JRG]

Listening to the kids' jokes eh RH?

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[brikkis]

My jokes have been far far far better than those

[JRG]

My jokes have been far far far better than those

I'll just check.

[JRG]

Er Ok I'll give you that, but it's marginal (two grand my arse)

[Red Chilli]

A woman has twins and gives them away, one goes to a family in Egypt
and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
"Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother. Up on receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "But
they're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

What if they weren't identical twins?

[Red Chilli]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't
stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer".

much better

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i got a laugh!