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    Laugh At The Arses Expense

    Olden but golden:

    An alleged true story from an Arsenal season-ticket holder

    His season-ticket last year was an absolute plum seat half way up the
    Highbury main stand close to the half-way line. In other words, a TV camera
    style view.

    Anyway, after the first few games of the season it became apparent that
    despite all the home games being sell-outs, the two seats on his left were
    always empty. This continued until just after Christmas when all of a sudden
    a guy and his young son appeared there.

    After a few weeks of sitting next to this guy and his son, he decided to ask
    the guy why the seats had been empty for half the season.
    The response is legendary:

    'Yeah don't even go there mate. The wife bought me and my son a season
    ticket but decided it would be a nice idea to give us them for Christmas. I
    was f***in' raging!'
    http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

    #2
    Ya *******! That nearly sent a gobful of Stella shooting out of me nose!

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      #3
      Funny, but deja vu...

      Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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