A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home
from
a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on
his
face
Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what!
I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk
to
him". Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm
proud
of
you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed
bike
you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get
it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy."
I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".
from
a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on
his
face
Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what!
I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk
to
him". Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm
proud
of
you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed
bike
you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get
it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy."
I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".
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