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Any Pakistani's here?
 
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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06-01-10, 06:19 AM
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06-01-10, 07:39 AM
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That match had to be fixed. To lose like that after such a commanding position is baffling.
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06-01-10, 08:04 AM
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Randy Marsh
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or they just shat themselves
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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06-01-10, 08:05 AM
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If i was Pakistani i would be feeling rather embarrassed right now.
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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06-01-10, 08:07 AM
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They'll all be pocketing $5000 cash in a few weeks when its all forgotten about.
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06-01-10, 08:18 AM
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What a fucking joke that is. Sums up the spineless bunch of cunts that they could not even win that match having bent the Aussies over and shafted them for 2 days non-stop. Tossers. I hate cricket.
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06-01-10, 08:28 AM
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I went to sleep just at the lunch break with Australia still with 2 wickets remaining. There was just no fucking effort from Pak. Guess im not all that surprised to see they blew it
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. Leggooooooo!! Agger is our best centre-back and should only be played at CB. Skrtle is a donkey and shouldn't be in the team. Johnson should be playing right wing and not in defence because he can't defend. We don't have any proper wingers at all! What a mess!! |
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06-01-10, 08:33 AM
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Fuck I'll just say it. What iv been thinking since the start of play day 4. Match Fixed. The pakistani players started day 4 with absolutely no interest in winning, it was so obvious. The first 3 days they looked determined and gave it their all then day 4 they just strolled about with no determination. All very strange
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. Leggooooooo!! Agger is our best centre-back and should only be played at CB. Skrtle is a donkey and shouldn't be in the team. Johnson should be playing right wing and not in defence because he can't defend. We don't have any proper wingers at all! What a mess!! |
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06-01-10, 09:17 AM
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their bent as anything ......match fixing .....dope.... etc
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06-01-10, 10:31 AM
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Sorry but we cannot use match-fixing as a get out when we get embarrassed like that. Happens too often and it shows that whilst we have an incredibly talented team the mindset is just not there consistently enough. Imran Khan's Pakistani teams would have killed the Aussies once they had the slightest scent of victory - that is the difference.
Young players getting too much and losing focus on the games - I wouldn't be surprised if half that team were not out in the local brothels the night before the game. Scumbags.
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06-01-10, 11:07 AM
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Did you watch the match Tee? For the first 3 days pakistan were up for it and giving it their all. Then start of play day 4 suddenly they are not interested anymore, absolutely no drive and tactically they stood back and let the aussies take over. It was very very strange, even the commentators couldn't quite believe what was going on
The odds on Australia winning at the end of day 3 was 8/1
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. Leggooooooo!! Agger is our best centre-back and should only be played at CB. Skrtle is a donkey and shouldn't be in the team. Johnson should be playing right wing and not in defence because he can't defend. We don't have any proper wingers at all! What a mess!! |
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06-01-10, 11:13 AM
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On awaiting Everton’s arrival for a derby game at Anfield, Bill Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the doorman and said: “Give them these when they arrive – they’ll need them!”
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06-01-10, 11:32 AM
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At first I just thought Yousuf was taking it easy because he's always talking about how its a batsmans game and bowlers are always disadvantaged by the lack of movement on the pitch. But then it carried on, no urgency, poor bowling and wicket keeper dropping easy catch etc etc. I cannot believe they got skittled out for 138 on that 4th day pitch which was giving the bowlers nothing!! This is the first time that i have believed that somethings not right
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. Leggooooooo!! Agger is our best centre-back and should only be played at CB. Skrtle is a donkey and shouldn't be in the team. Johnson should be playing right wing and not in defence because he can't defend. We don't have any proper wingers at all! What a mess!! |
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06-01-10, 12:52 PM
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What they need to do is fuck that wicketkeeper off
He is a fucking distaster  They'll be burning effigies is downtown Islamabad
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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06-01-10, 05:45 PM
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Good to see that my post was deleted. FFS, I can't banter around anymore.
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06-01-10, 05:51 PM
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It was a phenomenal turn around. I didn't see much but the Pakistan players are fucking barmy throwing the bat around like they did.
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06-01-10, 11:18 PM
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MP's did i hear you say
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06-01-10, 11:27 PM
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fucking aussie tossers
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06-01-10, 11:37 PM
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the ****'s just totally shat themselves. They don't know how to win against us.
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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06-01-10, 11:39 PM
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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07-01-10, 02:59 PM
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10-01-10, 04:24 AM
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Pint for that man please barman
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10-01-10, 11:50 PM
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Akmal the wickie had a mare, 4 dropped in the second innings, clearly the game would have been dusted even if he had gotten any of the first three off hussey.
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15-01-10, 07:03 AM
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Randy Marsh
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Aussies declare for 519 on the second day (Punter with 209, Clarke with 160)
Paks are 4/90 with 2 run outs They are an utter shambles
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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15-01-10, 10:36 AM
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01-02-10, 09:07 AM
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Shahid Afridi...
Should have just had an apple you knobhead.
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01-02-10, 09:34 AM
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Aside from the fact it is cheating, how the fuck did he think he would get away with it? An utter embarrassment and a new low for Pakistani cricket.
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01-02-10, 09:37 AM
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if ever there was a case for banning a player for life ....then he should have been the first ........2 match ban not sure what's more laughable the biting of the ball of the 2 match ban
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01-02-10, 09:42 AM
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No doubt he will be back in time for the Twenty20 WC in a few months though. Personally, I would have banned him from the WC.
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01-02-10, 09:50 AM
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not for being an idiot it's not i mean that's just laughable biting the ball
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01-02-10, 11:34 AM
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Whats funnier is that its the first time in living history the fudge Pakers have been busted cheating whilst trying to win
Usually they're taking bungs to lose Idiots
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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08-02-10, 11:34 PM
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How come biting a ball is so much worse than standing on it with your spikes (Like Broad did against SA) Same end result IMO. Damaging the ball to induce reverse swing
Maybe it's because Afridi's dad is not a match referee
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10-03-10, 12:11 PM
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Top Pakistan stars Mohammad Yousuf and Younus Khan have been told they cannot represent their country again.
 The Pakistan Cricket Board's inquiry into the tour of Australia found the pair had been involved in "infighting which... brought down the whole team". Rana Naved-ul-Hasan and Shoaib Malik each face one-year bans and big fines. Shahid Afridi, Kamran Akmal and Umar Akmal also face heavy fines while their conduct will be strictly monitored during a six-month probationary period. The PCB has implemented the recommendations of an inquiry committee formed to evaluate Pakistan's dismal performance against Australia during the winter, when they lost all nine internationals. Pakistan must now try to defend their ICC World Twenty20 crown in the Caribbean next month with severely depleted resources, particularly among the batsmen, before facing what could be a chastening tour of England. 606: DEBATE It's a great shame that we will never see Younus and Yousuf playing Test cricket again if the PCB are to be believed Liam But the PCB was unrepentant, saying in a statement: "This will go a long way to arrest the continuing decline of Pakistan cricket and improve the state of cricket in Pakistan." The inquiry, which also covered the Afridi "ball-biting" incident in Perth, detailed its sanctions against the seven players in an e-mail issued from its Lahore offices. It said it had passed judgement "after careful and detailed analysis of the events, the personal accounts of the team management and players and examination of record, videos and statistics". The unanimous recommendations of the committee were as follows: • Mohammad Yousuf and Younus Khan - keeping in view their infighting which resulted in bringing down the whole team, their attitude has a trickledown effect which is a bad influence for the whole team should not be part of national team in any format. • For the shameful act of Shahid Afridi, which has brought the game and country into disrepute, he be fined Rs3m (£23,800). A warning be issued to him by the chairman of the PCB and he be put on probation for six months, during which his conduct be strictly monitored. • Kamran Akmal be fined Rs3m (£23,800). A warning be issued to him by the chairman of the PCB and he be put on probation for six months, during which his conduct be strictly monitored. • Umar Akmal be fined Rs2m (£15,900). A warning be issued to him by the chairman of the PCB and he be put on probation for six months, during which his conduct be strictly monitored. • Rana Naved-ul-Hasan and Shoaib Malik be fined Rs2m (£15,900). They should not be part of a national team in any format for a period of one year. A DAMAGING BLOW The four banned players are extremely important members of Pakistan's side Yousuf has 24 Test centuries to his name and, at 35, is one of the most feared batsmen in international cricket Younus, a 32-year-old right-hander, has a Test batting average in excess of 50 Rana Naved is a fast bowler of 32 with a fine record in ODIs and Twenty20 internationals Malik is the team's principal all-rounder, combining stylish batting with economical off-spin. He is 28 One PCB official later clarified the terms of the bans. Taffazul Rizvi, the board's legal advisor, told Cricinfo: "They will not be part of any Pakistan team in any format from here on... They can play domestic cricket or county cricket here and abroad." Younus, 32, stepped down from the captaincy twice last year, with reports of player unrest about his style of leadership liberally strewn across the media. Yousuf, the third-highest run scorer in Pakistan Test history, is the oldest of those sanctioned at 35. He led a winless tour to Australia before falling out publicly with Twenty20 skipper Malik. The PCB has not expanded upon the cases of indiscipline that have led to the bans on Malik, 28, and Rana Naved, 32. However, the cases of the Akmal brothers and Shahid Afridi are more clear-cut. The Akmals were fined for their behaviour after the Sydney Test. Wicketkeeper Kamran, 28, insisted publicly he would be selected in the run-up to the third Test after being dropped from the side. Younger brother Umar, 19, was alleged to have feigned an injury to not play the Test in protest, though he did eventually play. Afridi, 30, was punished for the bizarre incident in the Perth one-day international, when as a stand-in captain of the side, he bit the ball in a novel approach to the banned art of ball-tampering. He had already been punished by the ICC, who immediately gave him a two-match ban. I want to know what I did wrong. I will be consulting with my people before deciding a future line of action Rana Naved Attention will inevitably switch to how the players will respond, with legal action likely to be around the corner. The early indications were that one of them, fast bowler Rana Naved, would appeal. "I want to know what I did wrong," he said. "I will be consulting with my people before deciding a future line of action." Rashid Latif, another former captain, expected those most harshly treated to win their cases. "You can't hand out such severe punishments to players of the calibre of Yousuf and Younus Khan," Latif said. Inzamam-ul-Haq, yet another former captain and no stranger to controversy himself, was also scathing of the decision. "Why was action not taken earlier against these players?" he asked. "Why did the board keep quiet for so long when the team was on tour?" But the PCB's general media manager, Nadeem Sawar, denied it had acted in a draconian fashion. "This is not a harsh decision because the committee has recommended that these steps are necessary and mandatory to keep the team in order," he said. "The PCB believes team discipline is essential and it does not matter whether the players are senior or junior. "The morale of the other players will be up as this would let them know that any breach of discipline would not be tolerated in future."
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. Leggooooooo!! Agger is our best centre-back and should only be played at CB. Skrtle is a donkey and shouldn't be in the team. Johnson should be playing right wing and not in defence because he can't defend. We don't have any proper wingers at all! What a mess!! |
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10-03-10, 12:26 PM
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It's unreal. The shit that goes on within that team defies belief, time and time again.
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10-03-10, 12:44 PM
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Politics and sport should never mix but in Pakistan that is how it is. Personally I would get rid of the whole lot of them, and by that I mean the players, staff, Management and the entire Cricket Board. Get someone like Imran Khan in and start afresh.
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10-03-10, 01:21 PM
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They are a joke
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"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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