Evertons new song to the tune of Scouser Tommy:
Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam
They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian b ****ds
they where scrapping over the last current bun
As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said
" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter b @@@@@ds
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off
Can i tell you the story of a poor team
who where sent far away from there home
to live in the sticks near knowsley
where only the cattle do roam
They were banished to a lower division
Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds
with their tesco bags in their hands
Oh a battle it started next morning
Over at aisle number 1
Oh those poor evertonian b ****ds
they where scrapping over the last current bun
As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the tesco)
Knocking over the cakes and the bread
and the bread!!!
As they lay on the aisle of the tesco
These where the last words they said
" Oh we are the evertonians,
Our ground is made of wood
Were horrible bitter b @@@@@ds
cause we've never been that good.
We support a team that's dressed in Blue
Its a team that no-one knows.
A team sponsored by tesco cause that's were we buy our clothes.
1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off
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