General Twitter Thread

[Neil Young]

No, I assume it's Guti's girlfriend.

[MrShawnMichaels]

No, I assume it's Guti's girlfriend.

Well done, Kelner

[Gibbo]

Not from twitter but Everton have re-signed Donovan from LA Galaxy.

[Liverpool]

surely you should put them in some kind of everton thread then?

[Gibbo]

I'm on my phone, can't read every thread

[Liverpool]

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[Mostar]

@ArgentinaFW
Manchester Utd are set to offer 30 million Euros for Nicolas Gaitan

[Gibbo]

Interesting one that one, I'm not sure he's worth that much however.

[Mostar]

Same here.

He made the switch to European Football about a year and half ago and he's been ok witn Benfica (they only paid slightly over 8m Euros for his services) but not great and to me that price tag is over the top.

[Lee]

Not sure where to put this.

Voronin has 11 in 25 this season. He's been pictured recently on the beach with his missus... and her giblets are hanging out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2070059/Andriy-Voronins-wife-Yulia-rivals-supermodels-strapless-black-bikini.html

[Gibbo]

No man alive could pull a bird like that, with a ****ing ponytail like that, unless he was a footballer.

I hate him for how **** he was. But envy him for his missus.

[Fosterbloke]

Fletcher: Extended break from football. Got a 'chronic inflammitory bowel problem'

Probably due to trying the Ferguson diet. That much whisky will do that to a normal person.

[Mostar]

@JenChang88
Portugal's Record reports Gaitan to Man Utd deal is agreed, regardless of United's denial. Record known to have strong sources at Benfica

[Baracus]

Is he a Negrito or a Chicarito or a Rito

[Mostar]

Is he a Negrito or a Chicarito or a Rito

Baracus mate be careful as you may get banned for racist comments