Champions League Final thread

[Craig_H]

Neil, you're such a Meldrew

[Muddled]

Thought I'd re-watch the Champions League Final Highlights on Sky Anytime.

First 20 minutes highlights, cuts to commercials, comes back and it's 3-1 and then for the last 45 minutes of the programme it is just the black back ground and Sky Anytime logo. I mean WTF ****?

Is this just me?!

[Neil Young]

They're 'off' for 8 weeks now or something, hope their contract is'nt renewed.

Keyes is such an arse licker.

I hate to tell you this but I read recently in some media trade press thing that their joining is regarded as a coup for Talksport and has led to a significant increase in ratings. Whether the initial interest lasts remains to be seen but given how Talksport seems to have rejigged their programming to fit them in I suspect your hope is likely to be unfulfilled.



Just do what I do () and never listen to Talksport (except for the very occasional commentary). It's total sh*t. And professional sport is just a sedative anyway.

[Craig_H]

I loved listening to Porky for that, he behaved and talked like a complete plonker for the most part, but i really found it hilarious.

But Keyes just takes himself too seriously, and i find myself turning off.

Parry was superb - sheer entertainment and superb value.

As someone once said in an article - i've never heard anyone talk so much bull**** with such conviction.

[Craig_H]

Keys does it again....

Rooney: You'll have Arsenal, Spurs, City, Liverpool next season, they'll all be fighting.
Keys: THEY'LL be fighting for top four - YOU'LL be fighting for the TITLE!!!

what an arselicking, embarrassing cunt

[Vermilion]

It's why i listen to them

I hate the prick, Gray is a bit of a wally, but i find him harmless. Keys is on another level though. I listen to them so i can abuse the cunt and laugh at him.

I loved listening to Porky for that comedy value, he behaved and talked like a complete plonker for the most part, but i really found it hilarious.

But Keyes just takes himself too seriously, and i find myself turning off.

[Craig_H]

In fairness, Rooney has come across fairly well and, incredibly, sounds like a nice fella. Good sense of humour and no problem with laughing at himself. In fairness, there was even a modicum of intelligence in some parts.

[Craig_H]

I think that's the pull of him though.

People pay good money to watch the circus you know

It's why i listen to them

I hate the prick, Gray is a bit of a wally, but i find him harmless. Keys is on another level though. I listen to them so i can abuse the cunt and laugh at him.

[Fivex]

I cant believe he hasnt realised, or that nobody has told him just how embarrassing and cringeworthy he is. He has absolutely zero self-awareness, it's ridiculous. And funny as ****.

I think that's the pull of him though.

People pay good money to watch the circus you know

[Craig_H]

How embarrassing

I cant believe he hasnt realised, or that nobody has told him just how embarrassing and cringeworthy he is. He has absolutely zero self-awareness, it's ridiculous. And funny as ****.

[Vermilion]

They're 'off' for 8 weeks now or something, hope their contract is'nt renewed.

Keyes is such an arse licker.

[Shaggy]

How embarrassing

[Fivex]

^ There's a reason Keys isn't on Twitter...but I can't put my finger on it..

[McDermotX]

Just listening to Keys & Gray on Talksport, and they've got Rooney in the studio as a guest. Talking about the CL final and more generally about Barcelona, United and Messi - and a couple of pure gems came up.

Gray and Keys, in talking about the two clubs, obviously conceded that Barca were the better side, but in trying to put a pro-manc spin on it, came out with the beauty that "I'm not sure if Barca can get better though - whereas Ferguson is rebuilding this side and Man Utd WILL get better - Barcelona wont"

And the other beauty, started off by Rooney himself, but endorsed by Keys and Gray - when asked about how Messi would perform in the PL, was the notion that he wouldnt be as good without Xavi and Iniesta and, brilliantly, 'Games away at the likes of Stoke and Birmingham are very difficult games to play and he wouldnt be able to manage with the physical side of it"

Still laughing now....

Christ almighty

[Craig_H]

Just another cringeworthy snippet from cringemeister general Keys...talking to Rooney about playing FIFA...

Keys: And when you play, are you always 'Rooney'?
Rooney: Yeah, i always play with Man Utd
Keys: Do you not fancy ever being Hernandez from time to time?
Rooney: Well no, i control the whole team.
Keys: Oh I see. And do you play against some of the other United lads?
Rooney: No, they're all on Playstation and I've got Xbox.
Keys: Oh well our one's better - Xbox is better!

:cringe::cringe::cringe:

What the **** does he mean by 'our' one is better? The baboon cunt wouldnt know an Xbox if it slapped him in the face. And you didnt even know the basics of games like FIFA, you thought that gamers only control ONE player. So stop trying to be 'one of the lads' as per usual, you embarrassing cunt