Champions League Final thread

[McDermotX]

I like Bobby...........but I'm afraid there's no happy outcome for him here tonight.

Nice **** interview for the Sky muppet as well

[wiw]

The ****, I found out on Twitter earlier that the founders of FCB went to the same school as me. I thought is was a joke at first but just googled it. Crazy

[Craig_H]

I cant find the words to express just how much of a cunt i think Bobby Charlton is.

Annoying ****.

[Rowan]

****! Just turned on Sky and first thing that came on the screen was Gary Neville's ugly mush. If this cunt is going to be on every match I might have to start smoking again.

[Rudo]

Right guys, downstairs to dig into my 2nd Harp Ice Cold....and take a dander outside to calm these nerves that are rapidly kicking in....Come to **** you tippy tappy, diving catalonians!!! COME OOOONNNNNNNNN

[Leyton388]

Little horrible Manc ratfaced ****.

[Craig_H]

[Red_Polo]

Tough to be you Red Polo

It's a hard life I tell thee

Want to come to Warren Street with me and a mate, meeting a bunch of people there? Should be fairly Manc free. About to head.

Thanks man, but sounds a bit risky to me. I'm going to sit in screaming at the telly, probably with my flatmate pissing himself laughing at me. I salute your courage though

Have a beer. Have a quick tug. Get loose! I've figured, whether I watch it or not won't make a blind bit of ****ing difference. If they do spawn it, just switch off when it finishes

I'm probably too nervous to stand at full attention.

Had similar dilemma myself, but two of the four mates i COULD watch this with, without wanting to kill them are working, and another two are going to the pub, which i cant be ****ed to do (being surrounded by manc fans, i dont fancy that). Was gonna go and watch with the old man, but he's ****ed Sky off and i dont want to watch ITV with Tyldesley commentating

So i'm just staying in and watching it with you lot

We're like a convention of ****ing cowards.

I've decided I'm opening a bottle of whisky.

[Mostar]

Fabio.

That lad is a cert for a red tonight..........I can feel it in my bones!

Absolutely. The ****er will commit a stupid error for sure

[little dave hedgehog]

seriously. the strategic pre-match wank is the way to go here.

[Craig_H]

Cuts off the supply though

As i've just alluded to though, they've got threat coming out of their ears

You go compact and narrow, cut off the supply - and Alves will bomb on and link up with Pedro.

You cut off Alves and leave yourselves with 2 in the middle - and Iniesta/Xavi will pass through the gaps and link up with Messi/Villa.

They're virtually unstoppable.

[Leyton388]

Fabio.

That lad is a cert for a red tonight..........I can feel it in my bones!

Rooney

That lad is a cert for a broken leg tonight...... I can feel it in my bones.

[McDermotX]

Fabio.

That lad is a cert for a red tonight..........I can feel it in my bones!

[Craig_H]

I love it, everywhere you look, people talking about the 'key' to Barcelona's team.

"Iniesta's the one"

"Xavi's the man"

"Busquets is crucial"

"Messi's the man"

And now gary neville: "Pedro and Villa are key for Barca"

When are people going to realise - they're ALL ****ing brilliant

If one doesnt get you, one of the other six will

[Leyton388]

Souness reckons it's important that Park and Valencia come in narrow - but that'll surely just give Alves freedom to attack Evra, 2 on 1 with Pedro on hand.

That one statement proves why he is a **** manager.