Michael Owen

[Daniel 7]

Don't write him off yet.

We might even sign him as a backup at this rate...

[Lee]

Surely it'll be Everton. The graveyard for all over-the-hill United players.

[Muddled]

I don't think Everton can afford his wages.

The next option is Steve Bruce who is obviously Ferguson's next 'palm-off-for-ridiculous-amounts-of-cash-and-line-his-sons-pockets' point of call, but Owen's delusions of grandeur means he won't drop down a league.

I hope he has to retire from football.

[dom9]

Maybe rangers.

[Gingawaria]

Sunderland I reckon!

[Tee]

Stoke.

[Daniel 7]

Interesting

2m michael owen @themichaelowen
I was only able to play without being compromised from 17 to 19. Huge sense of 'what if' but unfortunately my mind could but my body

michael owen @themichaelowen
couldn't cope with the demands of so much so young. Despite that, still think I've got enough in me to perform for another couple of years!
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[ChesterDave]

michael owen @themichaelowen
couldn't cope with the demands of so much so young. Despite that, still think I've got enough in me to perform for another couple of years!
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Little git should be full of energy after a 2 year rest.

[Bender]

Little git should be full of energy after a 2 year rest.

[Exiled_red]

Little git should be full of energy after a 2 year rest.

[G]

Interesting

2m michael owen @themichaelowen
I was only able to play without being compromised from 17 to 19. Huge sense of 'what if' but unfortunately my mind could but my body

michael owen @themichaelowen
couldn't cope with the demands of so much so young. Despite that, still think I've got enough in me to perform for another couple of years!
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Little git should be full of energy after a 2 year rest.

Which is also Didi Hamanns view!

@DietmarHamann: @themichaelowen You'll be alright kidder you rested plenty in last few years"

[Lee]

Didi.

[Exiled_red]

Didi

[ChesterDave]

If Michael Owen was not a footballer he'd have social services knocking on the door.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18823184

Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has again said he will not drop down to the Championship.

Ex-England striker Owen, 32, insisted in May he would not retire despite being released by Manchester United after three seasons at Old Trafford.

"If a good opportunity doesn't come my way then so be it," tweeted Owen.

"I know I can still bang them in at the top level. I proved that nearly every time I played for Manchester United."

Really, Michael?

2011/12 stats

CL, 02 Nov 2011, Man Utd 2-0 Otelul Galati. Owen Goals? Zero
LC, 25 Oct2011, Aldershot 0-3 Man Utd. Owne Goals? ONE!!!!!!
LC, 20 Sep2011, Leeds United 0-3 Man Utd. Owen Goal? TWO!!!!
EPL, 11 Sep 2011, Stoke 1-1 Man Utd. Owen Goals? Zero

Season Previous
EPL 20 May 2011, Man Utd 4-2 Blackpool. Owen Goals? ONE!
V Schalke, Arsenal, Everton, Newcastle, Fulham? **** all
FAC 29 Jan 2011, S'hampton 1-2 Man Utd. Owen Goals? ONE!
V Birmingham, Liverpool, Stoke? **** ALL
HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS
ENGLISH
PREMIER
LEAGUE!
V Bolton
September 26th September 2010 Michael Owen last scored against a team in the same league.;
Its gets better though, 4 days earlier he scored 2 goals in a game - against Scunthorpe!!!


So there we have it you short arsed dog**** brain. In your last 21 appearances over 2 seasons for Manchester United you have scored 8 goals. 6 of them against lower league opposition Of those 6, 4 were against League 1 or League 2 opposition. So you can't bang em in at the top level consistantly

You're past it you daft deluded crocked stupid arrogant ****face ****house cuntpube

[ChesterDave]

I accidentally tweeted the stats to him.

16/1 he replies
1/25 I get blocked