Hodgson - I dont know why I'm here; smint?

[Venton]

Poor really, but we're winning which is something.

[Chris]

Hilariously bad half, but thats this manager and exactly the way he wants them to play.

[Venton]

It would be nice if we used games like this to practice our style of play against decent teams. Patient build up, things we've practised on the training pitch. A style of play perhaps. What we often do is try to blitz them early, and if we don't then we get frustrated. And every time we get the ball we race up the other end of the pitch as fast as our legs can take us to try and score. The sad thing is we could win by 5 or 6 goals here and it won't make a blind bit of difference. Nice peno by Rooney though.

[ChesterDave]

Kick to Rooney's face. Love it

[Muddled]

It's not the first time San Marino have made Milner look slow.

[Venton]

and now Wilshere is trying to kick the ball with both feet at the same time and not managing either

[Muddled]

Ahh, the Mexican wave.

[Venton]

He went down like he'd been tickled by Fred Dibner

[Fivex]

Easy header for Jagielka.



The keeper

Calamity

[Venton]

Easy header for Jagielka.

The keeper