The How Do You Feel The Day After Thread

[Boogs]

HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a goal, and then we conceded one,
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

Two lovers entwined pass me by
and heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"You've been the house too long" she said
and I naturally fled

In my life
why do I smile
at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
"You've been the house too long" she said
and I naturally fled

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

[Shaggy]

HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a goal, and then we conceded one,
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

Two lovers entwined pass me by
and heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"You've been the house too long" she said
and I naturally fled

In my life
why do I smile
at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
"You've been the house too long" she said
and I naturally fled

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die

[Shaggy]

A truly magic song.
I nearly bought the special edition one - it looked really ace - but then you have to break the seal to listen
to the cd, rendering the packaging useless. Had I not been a pennyless student at the time, I would have bought two.

Aye, I've still got the torn foil seal thingy flapping about inside the box!

[lfc4ever]

HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

Now he could write a miserable parody, pity we couldn't get him interested in football and the effects of what losing does to oneself. Mind you, prob be miserable for a week after hearing it!

[animal magic]

embarrassment by madness


Received a letter just the other day,
Dont seem they wanna know you no more,
Theyve laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

Youre not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Dont come round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?

Our aunt, she dont wanna know she says,
What will the neighbours think theyll think,
We dont thats what theyll think, we dont,
But I will, cause I know they think I dont.

Our uncle he dont wanna know he says,
We are a disgrace to the human race he says,
How can you show your face,
When youre a disgrace to the human race?

No committment, youre an embarrassment,
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement,
The intention that you have booked,
Was an intention that was overlooked.

They say, stay away,
Dont want you home today,
Keep away from our door,
Dont come round here no more.

Our dad, he dont wanna know he says,
This is a serious matter,
Too late to reconsider,
No ones gonna wanna know ya !

Our mum, she dont wanna know,
Im feelin twice as old, she says,
Thought she had a head on her shoulder,
cause Im feelin twice as older,
Im feelin twice as older.

Youre an embarrassment...

[Fierce]

One of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in my life.

I'd have posted that if you didn't!

[Shaggy]

embarrassment by madness


Received a letter just the other day,
Dont seem they wanna know you no more,
Theyve laid it down given you their score,
Within the first two lines it bluntly read.

Youre not to come and see us no more,
Keep away from our door,
Dont come round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?

Our aunt, she dont wanna know she says,
What will the neighbours think theyll think,
We dont thats what theyll think, we dont,
But I will, cause I know they think I dont.

Our uncle he dont wanna know he says,
We are a disgrace to the human race he says,
How can you show your face,
When youre a disgrace to the human race?

No committment, youre an embarrassment,
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement,
The intention that you have booked,
Was an intention that was overlooked.

They say, stay away,
Dont want you home today,
Keep away from our door,
Dont come round here no more.

Our dad, he dont wanna know he says,
This is a serious matter,
Too late to reconsider,
No ones gonna wanna know ya !

Our mum, she dont wanna know,
Im feelin twice as old, she says,
Thought she had a head on her shoulder,
cause Im feelin twice as older,
Im feelin twice as older.

Youre an embarrassment...

Haha good call man.

I should also add I experienced that weird, horrible morning thing. Y'know...sometimes you wake up and it's on your mind the second you wake up as though it's somehow been 'with you' all night......but sometimes you wake up and forget, which was me this morning. I laid there moaning and groaning about getting up....and not a trace of it. After 20 minutes of 'snooze', I got up and headed for the morning piss....and it hit me, like a ton of ****ing bricks, as I flopped the old lad out. It was a HORRIBLE realisation!

"OH ****! WE LOST 6-3 AT HOME!"

[animal magic]

i know exactly what you mean

[lfc4ever]

And there's been nothing, nowt, zip, on newsnow all day that has raised a smile or made me look positively ahead.

Punch drunk after a severe KO blow.

[Shaggy]

And there's been nothing, nowt, zip, on newsnow all day that has raised a smile or made me look positively ahead.

Punch drunk after a severe KO blow.

I daren't look at News Now and haven't been on all day. I know it'll only serve to make me more depressed and even more angry.

[lfc4ever]

We could do with a Wycombe spectacular tonight, take the media spotlight away and let us wallow in peace.

[kurtangle01]

I daren't look at News Now and haven't been on all day. I know it'll only serve to make me more depressed and even more angry.

I logged on earlier...NOT GOOD!

[Shaggy]

I logged on earlier...NOT GOOD!

Well...I tell a lie. I refrained for ages but in a rash moment of unbearable boredom I opened it up - but I took one glance down the screen and reading the headlines was like a watching a car crash. Horrible. I switched it straight off, swearing under my breath.

[Assassin]

Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you
Make me I hate you too
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the ****
You even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare you don't think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin fun you know I can't conceal it
Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game
Oh no
And when you're talkin about a vasectomy
Yeah
I'll be writing down in your obituary
History

You got you bitches with
The silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair collagin lip projections
Who are you to critisize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!

And that goes for all you punks called tv pundits
That want to start **** by spoutin lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Gray Sky ******
Richard Keys
Charlie Nicholas
and even you Jamie Rednapp
What you pissed off cause your dad gets more
Pussy that you?
**** you
Suck my ****in dick

You be rippin of the ****in kids
While they be payin their hard earned
Money to hear about the teams
They want to know about
Spoutin lies, startin controversy
You want to antagonize me
Antagonize me mother****er
Get in the ring mother ****er
And I'll kick your bitchy little asses
Punk

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass oh yeah. Oh yeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah!

And in this corner weighing in at 190 pounds
Arsonfire

Get in the ring
Yeah

Yeah this song is dedicated to
All the Liverpool
Fans who stuck with us through all the
****in ****
And to all those opposed...
Hmm...Well

[Red Chilli]

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa