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    #16
    I seriously reckon that Zenden would have been a diplomat - he speaks 4 or 5languages fluently and is very good for team morale.
    A career involved in International Détente would definitely suit him.

    Kuyt would have been a fisherman, like most men from his village.

    Finnan would have been a chauffeur.

    Momo would have been a marathon runner.
    Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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      #17
      Jermaine Pennant would work in JJB as a sales advisor.

      Mark gonzalez would be a barman in a Spanish restaurant.
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #18
        kewell would be a lazy layabout!
        I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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          #19
          Finnan would've been a bricky, as previously stated.

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            #20
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
            Robbie Fowler would be an estate agent.
            He is an estate agent.
            ...
            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Bob View Post
              He is an estate agent.
              That's why I said that.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #22
                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                That's why I said that.
                Yet more Partridgisms!
                Bring Back Rafa Cakes

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                  #23
                  Sami Hyypia would be a T101 Terminator and would infiltrate human resistance groups and kill them.
                  .
                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #24
                    Bellamy - Golf Coach

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by RedProf View Post
                      Yet more Partridgisms!


                      I don't need any encouragment. Do I Neil....?
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                        I don't need any encouragment. Do I Neil....?
                        Sadly not.
                        .
                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                          Sadly not.
                          I don't want salvation. I just want to be able to say...

                          Actually, forget it.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                            Sami Hyypia would be a T101 Terminator and would infiltrate human resistance groups and kill them.
                            i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                              I don't want salvation. I just want to be able to say...

                              Actually, forget it.
                              Every time you post one of these obscure yet obvious Partridge-isms I end up looking it up. So needless to say you have the last laugh.
                              .
                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                                Every time you post one of these obscure yet obvious Partridge-isms I end up looking it up. So needless to say you have the last laugh.


                                Where on earth do you look them up?!
                                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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