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    #31
    New signing Voronin would be a dodgy porn star
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #32
      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


      Where on earth do you look them up?!
      It's called the "Internet" and you can get access to it through a computer, such as you might find in any ordinary home or office. You enter a phrase in something called a "search engine" and it gives you lots of references to something called "websites"...
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      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



      May the Lord bless this post.

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        #33
        Finnan would be a body/stunt double for Matt Damon














        Taxi.
        i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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          #34
          Originally posted by PTP View Post
          New signing Voronin would be a dodgy porn star
          As opposed to a "non-dodgy" porn star, I suppose?
          Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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            #35
            Maaaaaaat Daayman
            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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              #36
              Originally posted by Maestro View Post
              As opposed to a "non-dodgy" porn star, I suppose?
              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                #37
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                It's called the "Internet" and you can get access to it through a computer, such as you might find in any ordinary home or office. You enter a phrase in something called a "search engine" and it gives you lots of references to something called "websites"...


                Cut it with the big words, mate. Tell it like it is - it went tits up. You speak like you're from the Middle Ages. And you sweat!
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by PTP View Post
                  Finnan would be a body/stunt double for Matt Damon














                  Taxi.


                  That's quite remarkable. I'd never noticed that before.
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                    Cut it with the big words, mate. Tell it like it is - it went tits up. You speak like you're from the Middle Ages. And you sweat!
                    Disappointed you chose to overlook my passing reference to another comedy character. Not a Coogan creation though.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                      Disappointed you chose to overlook my passing reference to another comedy character. Not a Coogan creation though.
                      Oooh, damn. What was it?
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                        Oooh, damn. What was it?
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                          Oooh, damn. What was it?
                          In order to find thus out, you should use this thing called the "Internet" - you can get access to it through a computer, such as you might find in any ordinary home or office. You enter a phrase in something called a "search engine" and it gives you lots of references to something called "websites"...

                          Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
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                            Originally posted by Maestro View Post
                            In order to find thus out, you should use this thing called the "Internet" - you can get access to it through a computer, such as you might find in any ordinary home or office. You enter a phrase in something called a "search engine" and it gives you lots of references to something called "websites"...



                            Good 'un.
                            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                              Maaaaaaat Daayman
                              Matt damon, maaaaaat daammon.

                              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                                I posted a pic. Then I read Vienna's post and thought I'd leave you to work it out for yourself.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                                May the Lord bless this post.

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