New Sing Songs

[reddragon]

U-n-i
T-e-d
Carlos Tevez Is A Freak
With A Nick Nack Paddywack Give A Dog A Bone
Man United **** Off Home

new slant on an old classic - top marks fella

[El Jefecito]

new slant on an old classic - top marks fella

We've got the best midfield in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayivhplxuwM

[Red Chilli]

Song writing was never my thing but here goes

For all the Arctic Monkeys fans out there I thought I'd try and contemporise some of our sing songs

To the tune of fluorescent adolescent:

You used to get it from Aguero
Now you only get it off Alonso
Came to Anfield from Atletico
The super reds striker Fernando
Flick a little ball through to Dirk Kuyt
Smash a few goals past the blue ****e?
Scoring for fun on Champions league night
Bringing joy to each and every Koppite

Torres is a red
The best that we have had
The best that we have had
since we lost Robbie and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My friend when we win nineteen

Yeah, yeah I know

[rushscored4]

U-n-i
T-e-d
Carlos Tevez Is A Freak
With A Nick Nack Paddywack Give A Dog A Bone
Man United **** Off Home

Or...

U-N-I-T-E-D
CARLOS TEVEZ IS UG-LEE
WITH A ****ED NECK, TEETH A WRECK
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
MAN UNITED **** OFF HOME

[El Jefecito]

Or...

U-N-I-T-E-D
CARLOS TEVEZ IS UG-LEE
WITH A ****ED NECK, TEETH A WRECK
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
MAN UNITED **** OFF HOME

We've got the best midfield in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steveheighwayrobbery]

All your luck
Your arse I'm not kissing
Hope you will score and not go missing
Raven we're all with with you Raven
And the world will know that you will score more than 3 (i'll get me coat)

[Catrin]

To the tune of "you're my sunshine.."

We love our Torres
Fernando Torres
He makes us happy
By scoring goals
He scores so many
He's better than Henry
So don't take our Torres away

[Morph]

To the tune of "you're my sunshine.."

We love our Torres
Fernando Torres
He makes us happy
By scoring goals
He scores so many
He's better than Henry
So don't take our Torres away

can't tarnish the luis garcia one tho

[poorscousertommy]

How about a nice simple...

**** OFF MOURINHO, WE'VE GOT EL NINO...

No, we ain't a club who need to sing disparaging songs about other teams to big up our own.

Keep the **** of mourinho when we play them...that's about it.


We ain't the mancs

[Bari]

To the tune of 'Simply the Best' Tina Turner

Fer-an-do Tor-res
Better than all the rest
Better than any one

its crap i know but the song was on the radio whilst i say reading this thread

[Red Chilli]

To the tune of "That's Amoure (? sp)"

Wheeeeeeen theeeeeee ball hits the net
Like an ex-or-cet
That's Voronin.

Haven't figured out the next bit

[Shanks]

Or...

U-N-I-T-E-D
CARLOS TEVEZ IS UG-LEE
WITH A ****ED NECK, TEETH A WRECK
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
MAN UNITED **** OFF HOME

I Like

And we can change Carlos Tevez to

Gary Neville
Owen Hargreaves
Michael Carrick
Patrice Evra
Rio Ferdinand
Nemanja Vidic.

4 syllables will do

Or just U.N.I.T.E.D

MAN UNITED ARE UGLY..





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[rushscored4]

No, we ain't a club who need to sing disparaging songs about other teams to big up our own. Keep the **** of mourinho when we play them...that's about it. We ain't the mancs

Next time I'll announce my jokes ten minutes in advance just for you, fella...

[Red Chilli]

Here's a new CROW sing-song which just came to me:

To the tune of Boney-M's classic "Brown Girl in the ring"

Andriy Voronin
Traa la-la la-la
Aaaaandriy Voronin
Traaaaa la la la la-la
Andriy Voronin
Traa la-la la-la
He looks like he's from Status Quo, hail the CROW

[Shaggy]

We got a song for Torres yet? I woke up half singing one this morning...**** knows where it came from.

To the tune of the Spanish song 'Viva Espana'...

No idea of any words except 'Ferrrrrrrnando Torres' fits perfectly in the 'viva Espana' bit.