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    Dirk Kuyt is pronounced...

    Derek Kowt according to the big man himself. FACT.
    Quote of the year :

    "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"


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    I am going to call him sloth
    I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

    Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by disco
      Derek Kowt according to the big man himself. FACT.

      Tough titties. I'm sticking with Kite

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        #4
        I prefer Kite and I am going to stick with that. He's still a bloody good player mind.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Shanks65
          Tough titties. I'm sticking with Kite

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            #6
            Originally posted by Los Rojos
            It's not even the right ****ing vowel
            Quote of the year :

            "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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              #7
              I was watching a bit of Wimbledon a couple of years ago and there was an interview where Sue "Cliff's Beard" Barker asked the then-emergent Maria Sharapova how she pronounced her name. She said she didn't mind how people said her name but actually it was 'SharApova' (with the emphasis on the second 'A'). The Beard then said, "Oh well I think we'll stick with calling you 'SharapOva'" (emphasising the 'O'). I thought what was the point of asking and also how bloody rude she was. It's not like the correct pronunciation is difficult unlike, say, 'Hyypia'.

              I'm going to call him Khowt (with a bit of throaty plegminess at the beginning).
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young
                I was watching a bit of Wimbledon a couple of years ago and there was an interview where Sue "Cliff's Beard" Barker asked the then-emergent Maria Sharapova how she pronounced her name. She said she didn't mind how people said her name but actually it was 'SharApova' (with the emphasis on the second 'A'). The Beard then said, "Oh well I think we'll stick with calling you 'SharapOva'" (emphasising the 'O'). I thought what was the point of asking and also how bloody rude she was. It's not like the correct pronunciation is difficult unlike, say, 'Hyypia'.

                I'm going to call him Khowt (with a bit of throaty plegminess at the beginning).



                And it's "Los Regis" and "Shunks" from now on
                Quote of the year :

                "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                  #9
                  I'm gonna call him Durk Coight.
                  On the Ning Nang Nong
                  Where the Cows go Bong!
                  And the Monkeys all say Boo!
                  There's a Nong Nang Ning
                  Where the trees go Ping!
                  And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
                  On the Nong Ning Nang
                  All the mice go Clang!
                  And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
                  So it's Ning Nang Nong!
                  Cows go Bong!
                  Nong Nang Ning!
                  Trees go Ping!
                  Nong Ning Nang!
                  The mice go clang!
                  What a noisy place to belong,
                  Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ningnangnong
                    I'm gonna call him Durk Coight.
                    And I'm calling you nangnongning
                    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by disco


                      And it's "Los Regis" and "Shunks" from now on


                      Fair enough dickso

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ningnangnong
                        I'm gonna call him Durk Coight.
                        That's pretty close - I live in Holland - but take a go a this (my Dutch Doris reckons this is the best English phonetic) - Derk K-owt!
                        It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shanks65


                          Fair enough dickso
                          That doesn't make any sense
                          Quote of the year :

                          "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by puredale
                            That's pretty close - I live in Holland - but take a go a this (my Dutch Doris reckons this is the best English phonetic) - Derk K-owt!
                            There's definitely a subtle pronounciation of the K in Dirk

                            Der-iK possibly than the English Derek.
                            Quote of the year :

                            "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by disco
                              That doesn't make any sense
                              Agreed

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