You got to love Sky....

[Fubar]

too much time and energy is wasted on the ****stabbing****witofabluenosedcracksmokingwhoresa rselickingcocksucking**** Andy Gray

[Nic83]

The amount of bitterness by Andy Scumbag, bluenose, cunt face Gray, Martin Tyler acting like a cheerleader when seeing a blokes dick, Geoff Shreeves asking stupid questions- 'What went wrong?' Not realising the redmen scored 4 and Richard Gorilla Keys saying Rafa is turning into a tv star when waving into the camera. Had Maureen done it, they would have said he oozes charisma and stuck their fingers up his brown star.

BBC rule

Dear lord

[garymac]

alan green is the best commentator about imo

I normally agree but he did seem to get a certain thrill every time they attacked or we made a mistake.

Maybe I'm being over-sensitive??!!

[Nic83]

I normally agree but he did seem to get a certain thrill every time they attacked or we made a mistake.

Maybe I'm being over-sensitive??!!

Nah mate, that fella react like that EVERYTIME ANYONE even gets NEAR their opponents box!

I remember I used to listen to him on radio 5 live when SS weren't showing the match and used to think It was going to be some highlight show on MOTD with all the great chances.

Whan I looked at it, they were usually only half chances at best!

[L10]

Gray's a ****ing cunt.

yes he is! I was fuming at his the bile he was spouting.He loved it when Porto scored,he made it so obvious.

4-1 was a bit of a complementary score,but as we all know Porto are no weak side. so Andynobendgray have this smilie :whatever:

[Morph]

Don't quote me on this but I heard a rumour that Andy Gray wanks off to a lifesize cut out of alan shearer, I thought this would be the thread to share this info

[PaulLinehan]

Don't quote me on this but I heard a rumour that Andy Gray wanks off to a lifesize cut out of alan shearer, I thought this would be the thread to share this info

i ****in heard that too!!! aparently its the only thing that will allow him to sustain a semi.....

****in homo

[redwien]

To begin with I want to see a bit of ****ing consistency - if that had been Utd - Porto, it would be the sign of a quality team that could win 4-1 when playing poorly.

We didnt play particularly well, but aside from a nervy 15 min spell they barely threatened. And they're a good ****ing side - so for me it was an excellent performance all things considered (Im talking about the present climate at the club).

Gray's a ****ing cunt. If we'd have conceeded from a free kick tonight he would have been waxing lyrical all night about the flaws in zonal marking. Ive never once heard him say "fair do's, Rafa's stuck with zonal and he's had great success from it". Why not? He's supposed to be Sky Sports' number 1 football analyst so dont talk to me about him giving us credit where its due.

[BrooklynRed]

Gray on Torres' second goal:

"That's why they bought him. Why they rest him I'll never know."

I know why; He was injured on international duty, you ****. He takes every opportunity to call what I can only describe as wildly successful tactics into question; I long for the game where we play Gerrard on the right, use zonal marking on set pieces, and Torres comes on as a sub and scores two. His ****ing head might explode and we'd still walk with ANOTHER clean sheet and plenty of goals. How are these complaints, the only analysis he ever provides, not laughed out of the studio when you look at Rafa's record? Get another set of ridiculous, evidence-free clichés, because the horse has been well and truly beaten to death.
UNBEARABLE...

[Nic83]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Fowler_God]

Did anyone hear that hairy manc lovin **** keys say Celtic do 'you'll never walk alone' better than us??? Im sure he said it when then done that switch over thing before the match for when Celtic where signing it.

[Shaggy]

Gray on Torres' second goal:

"That's why they bought him. Why they rest him I'll never know."

I know why; He was injured on international duty, you ****. He takes every opportunity to call what I can only describe as wildly successful tactics into question; I long for the game where we play Gerrard on the right, use zonal marking on set pieces, and Torres comes on as a sub and scores two. His ****ing head might explode and we'd still walk with ANOTHER clean sheet and plenty of goals. How are these complaints, the only analysis he ever provides, not laughed out of the studio when you look at Rafa's record? Get another set of ridiculous, evidence-free clichés, because the horse has been well and truly beaten to death.
UNBEARABLE...

A-****ING-MEN my friend

[Shaggy]

Did anyone hear that hairy manc lovin **** keys say Celtic do 'you'll never walk alone' better than us??? Im sure he said it when then done that switch over thing before the match for when Celtic where signing it.

When it switched from Anfield to Celtic Park, he said "over to Celtic now, where they share the anthem of course but they like to put on a better show"...

No idea what he meant by "better" - better than us? Better than they usually do in the SPL? **** knows.

Irritated me though.

[Fowler_God]

When it switched from Anfield to Celtic Park, he said "over to Celtic now, where they share the anthem of course but they like to put on a better show"...

No idea what he meant by "better" - better than us? Better than they usually do in the SPL? **** knows.

Irritated me though.

I KNEW IT! The flithy ****er! He was having a pop at us! If i could shove a horses cock up his arse i would! Cant stand the manc lovin freak!

[jonesie]

When it switched from Anfield to Celtic Park, he said "over to Celtic now, where they share the anthem of course but they like to put on a better show"...

No idea what he meant by "better" - better than us? Better than they usually do in the SPL? **** knows.

Irritated me though.

Met an Irish mate in an Irish pub in Liverpool after I'd been to the game last night. He said they had both our match and Celtic's match on in there and we were singing YNWA at roughly the same time as they were. Apparently everyone there in Cetic and Liverpool shirts joined together to sing it arm in arm. Brings a tear to the eye.

About the Sky stuff though, it's dead easy to get paranoid about them isn't it? I remember getting pissed off the other week when Keys declared, with great joy, that: 'Liverpool are OUT of the Champions League places!!!'

So, it's November?!

Then I decided that there are much more important things in life to get annoyed about and switched the hairy armed smug ******* off.