(Sung to scouser Tommy)
I will tell you the story of a poor team,
sent away far away from their home,
sent to live in the sticks out in Kirkby,
where only the cattle do roam.
They were playing in the lower division,
no hope of seeing far foreign lands,
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds,
their Tesco carrier bags in their hands.
Oh a battle it started next morning,
over in aisle no. 1,
all the poor Evertonian *******s
were fighting for the last hot cross bun.
As they lay in the aisles of the Tesco (Tesco Tesco)
knocking over the milk and the bread (and the bread)
as they lay in the aisles of the Tesco,
these were the last words they said,
Oh we are the Evertonians and our ground is made of wood,
we're nasty bitter *******s cos we've never been that good.
We've lost the league, we've lost the cup and we've lost in europe too,
but thats the way we like it, cos moanings what we do!
We support a team thats dressed in blue, a team that no-one knows,
a team thats sponsored by Tesco cos thats where we buy our clothes!
1,2,123,234- pounds off!
I will tell you the story of a poor team,
sent away far away from their home,
sent to live in the sticks out in Kirkby,
where only the cattle do roam.
They were playing in the lower division,
no hope of seeing far foreign lands,
and the fans swarmed around in their hundreds,
their Tesco carrier bags in their hands.
Oh a battle it started next morning,
over in aisle no. 1,
all the poor Evertonian *******s
were fighting for the last hot cross bun.
As they lay in the aisles of the Tesco (Tesco Tesco)
knocking over the milk and the bread (and the bread)
as they lay in the aisles of the Tesco,
these were the last words they said,
Oh we are the Evertonians and our ground is made of wood,
we're nasty bitter *******s cos we've never been that good.
We've lost the league, we've lost the cup and we've lost in europe too,
but thats the way we like it, cos moanings what we do!
We support a team thats dressed in blue, a team that no-one knows,
a team thats sponsored by Tesco cos thats where we buy our clothes!
1,2,123,234- pounds off!
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