George Gillette on Talksport next week

[Joe Le Toff]

Brazil : "Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's."

Alan Brazil: "I was sad to hear yesterday about the death of Inspector Morse, TV's John Shaw."
TalkSport Co-Host: "John Thaw, Alan."
Alan Brazil: "Do you know, I've been doing that all morning. John, if you're listening, sorry mate."

[dom9]

I have never listened to Talksport, and I never will.

[Meols Kopite]

ALAN BRAZIL: “Do you know if Hansie Cronje is doing any media work during the Cricket World Cup?”
CRICKET PUNDIT: (After a lengthy stunned silence) “Well, that’d be a bit hard from beyond the grave, mate.”