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    #31
    Where would we be without Gerrard and Torres' goals?
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      #32
      Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
      Where would we be without Gerrard and Torres' goals?
      10th apparently.
      Quote of the year :

      "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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        #33
        Unfortunately no-one at Chelsea has scored any goals to come up with any meaningful analysis!
        Quote of the year :

        "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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          #34
          It is frustrating all this 2-man team bollocks, we just have to rise above it.


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            #35
            Originally posted by disco View Post
            Unfortunately no-one at Chelsea has scored any goals to come up with any meaningful analysis!
            yep i think you would find city/everton and chelsea top of the tree taking out the 2 top scorers from each team
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              #36
              Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
              It is frustrating all this 2-man team bollocks, we just have to rise above it.


              talking of riise , that was another thing that pissed me off ......the only plaudits Gray could manage apart from babel were saved for riise!!! wtf tit!!
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                #37
                didnt get your message in time re arenals goals, but this is what i just sent them for the craic

                good morning, bobby (liverpool fan) here. have been listening to your report all morning about how liverpool have progressed from a one man team to a two man team. very interesting and you have great the stats to back it up also. i believe we would be in 10th place without their goals.



                however you must be busy at SSN and couldnt find the time to look up other teams reliance on their major players.



                so i have taken the time to do this for you.



                Taking Tevez and Ronaldo's goals out of United's results would have them in 8th place. This would mean that they'd be more points worse off than us without Gerrard and Torres.





                Man Utd 1-0
                (HT 1-0) Birmingham
                Tevez 25 2
                Man Utd 2-1
                (HT 1-1) Everton
                Ronaldo 22
                Ronaldo (pen) 88 3
                Liverpool 0-1
                (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                Tevez 43 2
                Man Utd 4-1
                (HT 2-0) Derby
                Giggs 40
                Tevez 45
                Tevez 60
                Ronaldo (pen) 90
                2
                Man Utd 2-0
                (HT 1-0) Fulham
                Ronaldo 10
                Ronaldo 58 2
                Man Utd 2-0
                (HT 2-0) Blackburn
                Ronaldo 34
                Ronaldo 35 2
                Arsenal 2-2
                (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                Fabregas 48
                Gallas 90
                Gallas o.g. 45
                Ronaldo 82 3
                Birmingham 0-1
                (HT 0-0) Man Utd
                Ronaldo 51 2





                thank you for taking the time reading this email and hopefully i will hear some more on SSN later today.



                "you'll never walk alone"
                "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                  #38
                  ****ing pissing me off these knobheads coming out with ****e like that - brilliant to actually read the utd/arsenal stats without their star players.

                  Sky need to be bombarded with these stats

                  stupid cunts
                  i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by disco View Post
                    We've just mated, here you go. 18 points gained

                    Man Utd 1-0
                    (HT 1-0) Birmingham
                    Tevez 25 2
                    Man Utd 2-1
                    (HT 1-1) Everton
                    Ronaldo 22
                    Ronaldo (pen) 88 3
                    Liverpool 0-1
                    (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                    Tevez 43 2
                    Man Utd 4-1
                    (HT 2-0) Derby
                    Giggs 40
                    Tevez 45
                    Tevez 60
                    Ronaldo (pen) 90
                    2
                    Man Utd 2-0
                    (HT 1-0) Fulham
                    Ronaldo 10
                    Ronaldo 58 2
                    Man Utd 2-0
                    (HT 2-0) Blackburn
                    Ronaldo 34
                    Ronaldo 35 2
                    Arsenal 2-2
                    (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                    Fabregas 48
                    Gallas 90
                    Gallas o.g. 45
                    Ronaldo 82 3 think you got this one wrong 1
                    Birmingham 0-1
                    (HT 0-0) Man Utd
                    Ronaldo 51 2

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by bobbyfallon View Post
                      didnt get your message in time re arenals goals, but this is what i just sent them for the craic

                      good morning, bobby (liverpool fan) here. have been listening to your report all morning about how liverpool have progressed from a one man team to a two man team. very interesting and you have great the stats to back it up also. i believe we would be in 10th place without their goals.



                      however you must be busy at SSN and couldnt find the time to look up other teams reliance on their major players.



                      so i have taken the time to do this for you.



                      Taking Tevez and Ronaldo's goals out of United's results would have them in 8th place. This would mean that they'd be more points worse off than us without Gerrard and Torres.





                      Man Utd 1-0
                      (HT 1-0) Birmingham
                      Tevez 25 2
                      Man Utd 2-1
                      (HT 1-1) Everton
                      Ronaldo 22
                      Ronaldo (pen) 88 3
                      Liverpool 0-1
                      (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                      Tevez 43 2
                      Man Utd 4-1
                      (HT 2-0) Derby
                      Giggs 40
                      Tevez 45
                      Tevez 60
                      Ronaldo (pen) 90
                      2
                      Man Utd 2-0
                      (HT 1-0) Fulham
                      Ronaldo 10
                      Ronaldo 58 2
                      Man Utd 2-0
                      (HT 2-0) Blackburn
                      Ronaldo 34
                      Ronaldo 35 2
                      Arsenal 2-2
                      (HT 0-1) Man Utd
                      Fabregas 48
                      Gallas 90
                      Gallas o.g. 45
                      Ronaldo 82 3
                      Birmingham 0-1
                      (HT 0-0) Man Utd
                      Ronaldo 51 2





                      thank you for taking the time reading this email and hopefully i will hear some more on SSN later today.



                      "you'll never walk alone"

                      Good work! But they'd be 10th.

                      Arsenal 11th
                      Quote of the year :

                      "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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                        #41
                        Absolutely outrageous. Seeing those tools on SSN this morning spouting that crap really got my goat. NEVER have they ran a story like that about Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal. I mean taking the goals from top 2 scorers out of a team and working out what their results is such a POINTLESS stats exercise. What so we'd be playing with 9 men? Well we'd be doing pretty ****ing well to be in 10th position if you ask me.

                        Similarly last night after i'd got in from watching the game at my mates the main SSN news headline was 'Benitez refuses to comment on Klinsmann speculation' WTF!??!? Dont let an evenings worth of 'actual' football get in the way of a sensationalist headline. The guy interviewing Benitez surely must have picked up on the fact that he wasnt going to be drawn on the subject and wasnt going to comment (reading between the lines it's obvious he'd been told to put a sock in it) but he kept asking and asking...'dont you feel embarassed or undermined' etc etc. I mean what's Rafa gonna say ' yes, the owners are idiots of the highest order, dont know what they're doing and simply dont understand that they have one of the best managers in the world working for them'.

                        On a side note though I thought we played some good stuff last night and i went to bed a happy Red for the first time in a while. YNWA.
                        'Religion is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend'

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                          #42
                          Heard a women say something similar Bazza on Irish radio the other day, about 'if you took Gerrard and Torres out of the team' etc

                          Bazza replied along the lines of 'if you took Ronaldo and Tevez out of UTD they'd be in a similar postion.

                          Women goes "Do you really think so?"

                          And Bazza goes "I know so!!"

                          Was a very good moment!
                          No, no, no.........I'm only scary 'cause I'm hairy

                          Big year for me 2008, hope it all goes well for me, oh, and you lot too!

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                            Like my Spurs mate. Reckons Rafa buys too many “cheapo Spicks” :whatever: and Arbeloa is a classic case…Carlos Kickaball stylee. Reckons he’s woeful and “not in Chimbonda’s class

                            In fact quite a few of my mates have been slating Arbeloa. Don’t they ****ing watch him??? He’s no Zambrotta but he’s a good player.



                            Arbeloa is a very good player, and a good signing by Rafa
                            If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                              I personally don't care what these idiots say but I think there is a need to counter the propaganda as these received opinions get repeated time and again and become accepted as profound truths when in fact they are obvious, overstated and unfair.

                              Keys last night said Babel's goal was fortuitous - after 25 or more attempts?
                              I heard that....that was hilarious!
                              Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                                #45
                                You could do that for any team, obviously if you take the top two goalscorers out of your team you aren't going to be good. Slow news day or lazy journalism if you ask me
                                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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