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    Rafa Moves Out!

    The desk of Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has been moved into the car park as a ‘precautionary measure’, the club confirmed last night.


    'You'll all be out here as soon as the weather picks up a bit,' said Benitez



    Co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gillet said the move was ‘standard business practice’ in the US.

    Hicks added: “We’re due to move into the new stadium in 2011 and we need to start shifting our stuff sooner rather than later. Putting all Rafa’s gear into some cardboard boxes in the car park gives us a head start.”

    The manager’s name has also been scrubbed from his parking bay and his name plate removed from his office door in what Hicks called ‘standard health and safety procedure’.

    Meanwhile, Benitez has bought himself a small gas stove and a kettle, a fold out chair and a camping table so that he can continue to run the team from the car park.

    He is currently sheltering under a golf umbrella held by one of his backroom staff, although he expects to take delivery of a £229 ‘Canberra’ 12 person three-room tent from Argos later this week.

    Benitez said: “In Spain I ran Valencia from the beach with just a windbreak and a small changing towel. And this way I can make sure no-one nicks my alloys.”

    #2
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    When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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      #3
      Originally posted by thesilverfoxlfc View Post
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      thats abit generous

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        #4
        you got to laugh, even rafa would find that funny
        "People from Liverpool have got something about them and, if they’re not happy about something, they let people know.”
        Jamie Carragher 15/1/2008

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          #5
          Originally posted by thesilverfoxlfc View Post
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          Misserable get........

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            #6
            Originally posted by Revo View Post
            even rafa would find that funny
            ?

            Thanks for the info, mate.




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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              10/10

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                #8
                Originally posted by redhead View Post
                10/10

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SNFT View Post
                  Shaking a Mancs hand

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                    #10
                    come on be fair. we've needed some light reading on here.

                    that was a touch 'out-there' but **** it, it'll do.

                    10/10

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by The_Milkman View Post
                      Shaking a Mancs hand
                      what has the world come to

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                        #12
                        Good effort
                        Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                          #13
                          Only one lap top
                          Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                          According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                            #14
                            good work graham

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                              #15
                              Was going to post this yesterday. Had me laughing til the last line which was a bit tired and predictable.

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