Carras Cake?

[johnp]

I did a bit of googling
Looks like Sons of Shankly are a group that are planning to buy a share. Nieces of Nessie, according to Meols Kopite, are a splinter group.

Here's a link.

http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php/topic,6312.0.html

Dunno why they nicked the cake, maybe they were hungry.

[MattB]

I did a bit of googling
Looks like Sons of Shankly are a group that are planning to buy a share.

Nope. It's a cross forum/fanzine/etc 'union' set up to orchestrate protests against our american friends - in response to the 'Kop infighting' during the H&W game.

Quite separate from RTK and ShareLFC.

[PTP]

i can't keep - it's like that monty python sketch

Are you the Judean People's Front?
REG:
**** off!
BRIAN:
What?
REG:
Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS:
******s.
BRIAN:
Can I... join your group?
REG:
No. Piss off.
BRIAN:
I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA:
Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG:
Schtum.
JUDITH:
Are you sure?
BRIAN:
Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG:
Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN:
I do!
REG:
Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN:
A lot!
REG:
Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the ****ing Judean People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah...
JUDITH:
Splitters.
P.F.J.:
Splitters...
FRANCIS:
And the Judean Popular People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA:
And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG:
What?
LORETTA:
The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG:
We're the People's Front of Judea!
LORETTA:
Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG:
People's Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS:
Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG:
He's over there.
P.F.J.:
Splitter!
GOLIATH:
[pant pant pant] Ooh. Ooh. I-- I think I'm about to have a... cardiac arrest. Ooh. Ooh.
SPECTATOR:
Absolutely dreadful. Hmm.
CROWD:
[cheering]
REG:
Yes, brother! Ha ha. What's your name?
BRIAN:
Brian. Brian Cohen.
REG:
We may have a little job for you, Brian.

[The Erectile Banana]

i can't keep - it's like that monty python sketch

There's more then a touch of that to it alright, especially in their means of protest.

I mean they stole the man's cake!

Heartless *******s!

[PTP]

SPLITTERS

[johnp]

Nope. It's a cross forum/fanzine/etc 'union' set up to orchestrate protests against our american friends - in response to the 'Kop infighting' during the H&W game.

Quite separate from RTK and ShareLFC.

My mistake so. I just scanned some pages and put 2 and 2 together

[johnp]

SPLITTERS

LMAO

[redstaralex]

from what I read on rawk they're a dead hard gang .... on the internet

[SNFT]

Carra's Cake "Is In The Wrong Hands"

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/ic...E1D9008128.jpg

IS this the proof that Jamie Carragher’s birthday cake has fallen into the wrong hands?

The photograph, sent to the ECHO offices, is of the Reds star’s spectacular birthday confection which had been presented to him at his party on Sunday.

But no sooner was the lavish Liverpool-themed creation wheeled into his bash at the Sir Thomas hotel than it vanished.

Now the ECHO can reveal that the cake was actually kidnapped by a gang who are holding it to ransom. The shadowy culprits are thought to be a splinter group of the recently-formed Sons of Shankly (SOS) fans’ group.

The Nieces and Nephews of Nessie (NNN) have got Carra’s cake under wraps in their shadowy Bootle hideaway – and have already sent the defender a list of demands.

To prove they are serious, they are threatening to send a slice of the cake through the post as a chilling warning.

Our source says: “The lads wasted no time and it was obviously carefully planned. Everyone was having a good time and enjoying the party when they pulled it off. Not long after the cake was whizzed, one of Carra’s mates got a ransom note slipped into his lap.

“It was a smashing cake and Carra was chuffed with it, so when he found out it was gone he was not happy.

“It comes to something when you can’t enjoy turning 30 without some vagabonds getting up to something like this. They want to be careful though – if Jamie catches them he’ll be in a foul mood and might use some of his judo moves.”

The group’s demands for the safe return are as follows:

* Jamie Carragher to complete all of his coaching badges and put himself forward for the soon-to-be vacant manager's job at Liverpool, after Rafael Benitez’s resignation.

* When Jamie Carragher becomes the manager of Liverpool Football Club, every member of NNN to have a turn sitting in the so-called life- long president seat at Anfield.

* A 50% price reduction from NNN’s senior group SOS on share issues.

* Jamie Carragher to speak to Rick Parry and persuade him to let all members of NNN to have a drive in his new Ferrari.

The cake-kidnappers say the sweet spoils will be eaten if their demands are not met.

# Do you know what has become of Carra’s cake? Call the Insider on 0151 472-2497.

[Michael]

Parry's got a Ferrari! Is it pink?

[AFII]

[redmacca]

Who Gives A ****?!

[redmacca]

i can't keep - it's like that monty python sketch

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

[tommyg]

Who Gives A ****?!

After looking at your avatar i am not even sure what this thread is about anymore.

[PTP]

to be fair it is a slightly amusing scenario - mainly because we did something similar when we were in sixth form - we robbed a huge wooden beaver - yes a beaver - . It was in the drive of someones house near our 6th form so we planned it all out drove up in about three cars - it took about 8 of us to lift the thing - it was ****ing heavy and we put in the back of my mates car - we then drove round random places taken pictures of the beaver and we posted them at the house - a few weeks later we just dropped it back off in the drive