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    Gerrard's autobiography

    I know this was discussed here ages ago but having only finished gerrards autobiography I have to say it is without doubt the worst load of ****e I've ever read
    *nearly every single sentence starts with "Me and---",
    *He comes across as a person who thinks the only way to impress on the field is tackle harder than anybody else
    These are only a few of the observations I have about the book but i'd like to get a few other opinions before either I bin it or reread it
    the sun gives life and it takes it away
    but like all the greats it will burn out some day

    #2
    Originally posted by andyhanrahan View Post
    I know this was discussed here ages ago but having only finished gerrards autobiography I have to say it is without doubt the worst load of ****e I've ever read
    *nearly every single sentence starts with "Me and---",
    *He comes across as a person who thinks the only way to impress on the field is tackle harder than anybody else
    These are only a few of the observations I have about the book but i'd like to get a few other opinions before either I bin it or reread it
    I'll have it

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      #3
      Meh, those books are always a complete waste of time imo.

      Ghost writen? Hahahahaha. Turgid nonsense. And don't even get me started on the idea of an autobiography about someone that age. I can't comment on Gerrard's specifically as I haven't even attempted it, but quite frankly, unless he goes out drink driving or beating women up, I'm not that fussed what he's like as a person, let alone how he comes across in "his book", as long as he does it on the pitch,
      I could not dig, I dared not rob:
      Therefore I lied to please the mob.
      Now all my lies are proved untrue
      And I must face the men I slew.
      What tale shall serve me here among
      Mine angry and defrauded young?

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        #4
        Well I really enjoyed it, and thought he was pretty down to earth on the whole.

        But then again I did only look at the pictures

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          #5
          I haven't read it yet. I've been told its a good read. I doubt it though. Fowler's autobiography was hard-going. I loved him as a player, but the loveable scallywag routine is only good for a few chapters before it gets boring.
          I'm playing all the right notes. Not necessarily in the right order. I'll give you that, sunshine.

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            #6
            He comes across as a stubborn, arrogant spoilt little brat.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMichael View Post
              Meh, those books are always a complete waste of time imo.

              Ghost writen? Hahahahaha. Turgid nonsense. And don't even get me started on the idea of an autobiography about someone that age. I can't comment on Gerrard's specifically as I haven't even attempted it, but quite frankly, unless he goes out drink driving or beating women up, I'm not that fussed what he's like as a person, let alone how he comes across in "his book", as long as he does it on the pitch,


              Footballers 'autobiographies' should only be used as firelighters.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DJS View Post
                I come across as a stubborn, arrogant spoilt little brat.
                Aw don't be so hard on yourself fella

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Reece View Post
                  Aw don't be so hard on yourself fella
                  If you're gonna have a pop, make it remotely funny...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DJS View Post
                    He comes across as a stubborn, arrogant spoilt little brat.
                    I have to agree, Fowler's wasn't much better either.
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                      #11
                      I thought it was alright as footballers books go. Bit boring until he actually gets on the books at Liverpool but he's fairly forthright in it and I read the whole thing in a couple of sittings.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by livvy145 View Post
                        I have to agree, Fowler's wasn't much better either.
                        Fowler's had a distinct air of a lad who'd fecked up a few times, but was never somehow at fault for his own mistakes.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mersey86 View Post
                          I haven't read it yet. I've been told its a good read. I doubt it though. Fowler's autobiography was hard-going. I loved him as a player, but the loveable scallywag routine is only good for a few chapters before it gets boring.

                          Fowler's book pisses all over Gerrard's but neither are great. Gerrard's is all "I wasn't picked but there was noone better than me" and is full of really cringey clichés when describing things. Save yourself the time and don't bother

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                            #14
                            Tip: If you only ever read ONE footy player's autobiography read Harald (Toni) Schumacher's. I forget the title but it's ****in' ace. He tells the truth about the Battiston challenge. How it happened (v plausable! by the way) and how he later became one of Battiston's closest buddies. He slaughters the German national players of that time not least Mattheus who at one world cup in Mexico '86 actually measured his hotel room with a tape! Then complained about the captain not having the largest room. It caused uproar in Germany to this day I think. Read it. It's fantastic!
                            I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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                              #15
                              I remember reading Phil Neals( i think) now that was a good book as well as talkin about his career he discussed his views on other teams tactics even politics-- I think it was Neals it was around 15 yrs ago.anybody remember it
                              the sun gives life and it takes it away
                              but like all the greats it will burn out some day

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