New Torres song

[Reece]

I did a willy sneeze.

FLMAO!

[jono]

I did a willy sneeze.

Sounds like it would bring a tear to your eye

[Shaggy]

Can't stop singing this song.

[Pacman]

Words can't explain how much I love this kid at the min.

Sex wee's all round

[Shaggy]

Words can't explain how much I love this kid at the min.

Sex wee's all round

Coming from the man who would've preferred Darren Bent, that's high praise indeed!

[Pacman]

Coming from the man who would've preferred Darren Bent, that's high praise indeed!

I know I admit it.

How ****ing wrong was I?

This bloke can be as good as ANY number 9 we've ever had.

[Red_hot]

I love Torres. I know where he lives too.

[Shaggy]

I know I admit it.

How ****ing wrong was I?

This bloke can be as good as ANY number 9 we've ever had.

Don't worry mate, I told all my Manc mates that Le Tallec was going to be a better player than Ronaldo.

I agree, Torres has the world at his feet. I genuinely believe he's the best in the world today.

[Skillz]

Anyone else think he looked like he had tears in his eyes when he came off?

Having seen on TV live his celebration for his 3rd and then seen the replay this afternoon and watched it closely I have no doubt that he turned away from the Kop because he was getting emotional. He wipes his eyes on every player and then wipes them himself with the shirt.

I think he is even surprising himself with his form and he is definitely in love with Liverpool Football Club. A genuine number 9 and a genuine person. I love him not just for the class and brilliance but for who he is.

From now on when someone asks me what 5 people I would love to ask for dinner he will be first. Then Natalie Portmann, Jennifer Alba, Scarlett Johannsen and Keira Knightley. Have a nice meal and some fine wine and suggest an orgy.

What worries me is if he keeps up this form I would probably jump him first.

[TheRedDragon]

I did a willy sneeze.

[TheRedDragon]

Having seen on TV live his celebration for his 3rd and then seen the replay this afternoon and watched it closely I have no doubt that he turned away from the Kop because he was getting emotional. He wipes his eyes on every player and then wipes them himself with the shirt.

I think he is even surprising himself with his form and he is definitely in love with Liverpool Football Club. A genuine number 9 and a genuine person. I love him not just for the class and brilliance but for who he is.

From now on when someone asks me what 5 people I would love to ask for dinner he will be first. Then Natalie Portmann, Jennifer Alba, Scarlett Johannsen and Keira Knightley. Have a nice meal and some fine wine and suggest an orgy.

What worries me is if he keeps up this form I would probably jump him first.

[MindGuerrillas]

His armband proved he was a red - Torres, Torres
You'll never walk alone it said - Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

Does anyone know if there's a good version of this on YouTube or the like? I've had a quick look and can't find one.

[Red_hot]

What worries me is if he keeps up this form I would probably jump him first.

[Jennings]

I liked the way our captain toyed with referees by not giving them the ball when they asked. Then personally delivering it to Torres.

I would have hid it from him up my shirt and then booted it across the pitch and laughed at him going to get it. No wonder I was never captain.

[Shaggy]

I liked the way our captain toyed with referees by not giving them the ball when they asked. Then personally delivering it to Torres.

I would have hid it from him up my shirt and then booted it across the pitch and laughed at him going to get it. No wonder I was never captain.

I was captain of the school team from 1st year of seniors until the 3rd year, when I was stripped of my duties.