Dirkey Kuytie

[Craig_H]

[PMT]I'm just ****ing pissed off and to be talking about selling the ****ing MOM (in most games over the past month or so) well I just can't be arsed with it. [PMT]

*pats Sarah on the head in a patronising manner*

There there...

There there.

[Red_hot]

*pats Sarah on the head in a patronising manner*

There there...

There there.

Knocks Syd out with a right hook

[Craig_H]

Did you have a good bounce last night?

[Reece]

Knocks Syd out with a right hook

[Guest]

Knocks Syd out with a right hook

[Joe King]

Go away.

[Craig_H]

such a bully, you are...

[Red_hot]

Did you have a good bounce last night?

I couldn't bounce could I cos of my knee. I did a strange mongy looking up and down knee movement I hope noone saw!

[Joe King]

such a bully, you are...

Hmm.

Pot calling kettle on his Nokia N95.

Kettle says 'Hello'

Pot replies 'You're black'

[Craig_H]

I couldn't bounce could I cos of my knee. I did a strange ****zy looking up and down knee movement I hope noone saw!

Part time bouncer

[Craig_H]

Hmm.

Pot calling kettle on his Nokia N95.

Kettle says 'Hello'

Pot replies 'You're black'

Shouldnt you be in the student union bar?

[Joe King]

Shouldnt you be in the student union bar?

Shouldn't you be on holiday?

[Red_hot]

Part time bouncer

As much as I love Torres and his bouncy song I'm not being confined to a wheelchair because of him!!

[Craig_H]

Shouldn't you be on holiday?

I'm going on 12th July.

That backfired on you, didnt it?

[Guest]

Ben Tover is a strange fella really. He tries so hard to be Neil Young.