Liverpool v Chelsea CL (A) match thread

[Philosophia]

I am so nervous, I just cleaned the bathroom (and that's not a euphemism).

[Assassin]

Yeah, my head. Well into my ale and spliffs now too, so I'm getting really messy

Has your P45 arrived yet

[Guest]

feel a bit sick. palms VERY sweaty. I keep washing my hands only for them to clam up again moments later.

Spit in them, that'll stop you from going to wash them.

[Guest]

I am so nervous, I just cleaned the bathroom (and that's not a euphemism).

I'm sure if you make an effort you could clean your living room too.

[Shaggy]

I am so nervous, I just cleaned the bathroom (and that's not a euphemism).

Has your P45 arrived yet

Spit in them, that'll stop you from going to wash them.

Yeah I think I'll sit here gobbing into my hands.

Sky - "who'll be joining the wonderful Manchester United for 'a full English'

Oh **** off.

[Shaggy]

The rain absolutely lashing down.

[Guest]

Incredibly, I'm not feeling at all nervous. Good omen that.

[Jayesh87]

Just got a txt from a glory manc supporting lass saying "Heya babes. Liverpool are going to lose hahaha x x x"

****ing well in the mood now, we are gonna gub these bunch of chavs and then the mancs in moscow

LETS FOOKIN HAVE EM!!

[Guest]

The rain absolutely lashing down.

How's the turf there ? Holding up ?

[Jayesh87]

The rain absolutely lashing down.

And i can't stop pee'in

[Guest]

And i can't stop pee'in

Stop with the guiness kid.

[red g]

Am into 'brewed ale' too. Don't have any spliffs to help me on atm though but I'll sort that out later on.

smoking myself silly and still not chillin out......****tin bricks

[Craig_H]

Totally agree with the team. Send Babel on for the last 25 or so to wreak his usual havoc on tired legs.

I would've started him. By 65 mins, it could be too late. We NEED a goal remember, we're not sitting on a lead.

[JohnDoe]

Benayoun needs to step up today and prove Rafa right. Possession is crucial, we can't let them come at us again and again.

[Craig_H]

Also delighted that Essien's been taken out of the midfield. Lunacy.

He was either going to play RB or be the holding midfielder. Sadly the weakness that is Ferreira is now gone.