Well, I heard that REALLY what happened was.....oh, actually, erm, hang on.
No, actually, forget it.
No, actually, forget it.
this from the bloke that **** himself when the press mentioned torres and chelsea, breaks out in a sweat as soon as the middle aged receptionist at the doctors surgery says "Next" and heaven help us all when it comes to pubs, bars, clubs and the like.





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