Stevie G

[Elvoz]

to be sang to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody


Is this our Stevie?
Captain of LFC?
Arrested in Southport
All caught on CCTV.
Open "The Sun"
It's there on Page One, you'll see.
I'm just a Scouser
I need some help
Because I'm Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
Once a Blue, now a Red.
Whatever the truth is, it doesn't really matter to me.

[Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]

Rafa! It's Stevie here.
I've just t*watted a DJ
And they've taken him away.
Rafa, we were four points clear
But now I fear we'll throw it all away!
Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my
career is all in tatters....

[Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]

Too late! It's Walton Jail.
I don't think that I can cope
I can't bend down for the soap.
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don't want to go to jail I
sometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool!

[Piano, guitar and stuff]

I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
There's more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining
such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me

Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry! He's Magnific-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy from a Scouse family He's just a poor boy from a
Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee

Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle

Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
It's me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
It's me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
No no no no no no!
Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Big Guitar Riff]

[kev776]

Outstanding, where the **** do people thinks these things up.

[Fubar]

to be sang to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody


Open "The Sun"
It's there on Page One, you'll see.

If I'm not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my
career is all in tatters....


Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don't want to go to jail I
sometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool!


There's more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining
such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me

hmmmmm. good though

[JonesLegend02]

Always a Red I think you'll find.

[meffin]

he was never a blue!

[Craig_H]

Brilliant.